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Little John again this Wednesday...

At school little Johnny's class is learning about medicines. Sister Catherine, the teacher, asks the pupils what kind of medicines they know and what they are used for. The first pupil said: 'Tylenol?' Very good! And what is it used for?'  'It is used for a headache.' The second pupil said: 'Nytol.' 'Excellent!' said Sister Catherine. 'And what it is used for?' 'To help you sleep', replied the student. Now it is Johnny's turn and he said: 'Viagra.' 'And what is it used for, Johnny?' asked the surprised Sister Catherine. 'It is used for diarrhea.' 'And who told you this, Johnny?' 'Nobody, but every evening my mother tells my father 'take a viagra, and maybe that shit will get harder.''

common reasons and solutions for the computer re-booting problem

Many people are often heard complaining, why does my computer keep rebooting itself or my computer keeps rebooting on startup. There could be various reasons why a computer keeps rebooting randomly, like a hardware problem, a virus infecting your system or overheating. Common queries and ways to solve them are discussed below. My Computer Keeps Rebooting Over and Over Cause #1 To start with, you should check all your hardware. A loose connection somewhere or a faulty piece of hardware could be the reason, the computer keeps rebooting itself. In case your RAM stick is not fitted properly, or is corrupt, the computer displays an error message on the screen and keeps rebooting itself. The same problem occurs with a hard disk. You can use 'Memtest86' to run a hard drive check. Cause #2 You may at times come across an error message on your screen, like a system failure error, before rebooting by itself. There is a particular solution to this type of problem. You should first go to

Gari la pesa ladondosha pesa.

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  Polisi wa jimbo la Ohio, nchini Marekani wameuambia umma kwamba makumi ya maelfu ya dolari za Kimarekani yametoweka siku moja baada ya begi la fedha kuanguka toka katika gari maalumu la kusafirishia fedha. Inasemekana begi hilo lilipasuka baada ya kuanguka na niti za dolari 20 kuanza kupeperuka hovyo. Raia baada ya kuona urali unapeperuka hovyo wakaanza kuacha shughuli zao na kuanza kujikusanyia kwa kadri walivyoweza. Hadi asa hakuna uhakika ni kiasi gani haswa kimetoweka japo vyombo vya habari vya Marekani vinakisia kuwa ni karibu dolari 100,000 za Kimarekani. Polisi wa jimbo la Ohio wako katika msako mkali wakitumia kamera za video za ulinzi pamoja na picha za video zilizopigwa kwa kutumia simu za mkononi za baadhi ya watu waliokuwamo katika eneo la tukio. Sajenti mmoja wa polisi alisikika akisema, "Hizi zi fedha za bure". Iwapo watu watakamatwa na fedha zinazoaminika kuwa ni zile za eneo a tukio watashtakiwa, anasema Sajenti Dan Kelso alipokuwa aki

Extreme of extremes...

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  Extreme Timings   Extreme Usage   Extreme Curiosity   Extreme Art of Dishes...   Extreme Anger   Extreme Pleasure E   Extreme relaxation E   Extreme Design E   Extreme Cooperation Extreme Sorrow...

Maisha, uzoefu...

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HESHIMA KWA WANAWAKE WOTE!!!!

Kuna tukio nililiona MAISHANI:Acheni niwape heshima iliyotukuka wanawake woote;HEBU IMAGINE: ANAKUFUMANIA: Analia, ananyamaza, anasononeka, unambembeleza anakuelewa anakusamehe halafu anasahau!!! UNAZAA NJE YA NDOA: Anasononeka na kulia sana. Anakuchukia lakini baadaye anakusamehe. Halafu analea mtoto uliyemzaa nje kwa upendo. Kama ni kuchukiwa atachukiwa mtoto, si wewe uliyefanya umalaya! UNARUDI USIKU WA MANANE UKIWA MTUNGIZZ: Anakukaribisha, anakuandalia chakula, unagoma kula. Anahifadhi chakula alichokuandalia bila manung'uniko. UNAAMKA ASUBUHI NA MAHANGOVER: Anakuandalia staftahi (saa nyingine unagoma kutumia staftahi yake unakimbilia baa kwenda kunywa Supu na kuzimua. Wala halalamiki! CHAKULA CHA USIKU: Ushapiga mtungi wako, unataka huduma. Unamrukia, hamna maandalizi unamuumiza. Anavumilia ili akuridhishe. Na kesho yake tena inaweza tokea hii; hana kinyongo! UNAJIANDAA KWENDA KIBARUANI: Unakuta kashakuandalia viwalo, suruwale imenyooshwa kama

FACTS.... Take it au acha!

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