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CHAGGA MIND

THIS IS NOT A STORY BUT A TRUE INCIDENT THAT HAPPENED IN DAR ES SALAAM! A CHAGGA man walks into a Barclays Bank in DAR ES SALAAM City and asks for the Loan Officer. He tells the Loan Officer that he is going to DUBAI on business for four weeks and needs to borrow Tshs 150,000. The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the CHAGGA man hands over the keys to a brand new Mercedes Benz s class 500 parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the CHAGGA for using a TSH 255 Million Mercedes Benz as collateral against a TSH 150,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Mercedes Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Four weeks later, the CHAGGA returns, repays the TSH 150,000 and the interest, which comes

Zidane BALAA...

Mambo ya ushaurizzzzzzz

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Kweli wanaume wakati mwingine hawana ushauri mzuri...

Mitungi mingine noma...

Revealed: Japan’s bribes on whaling

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kama ni kweli... basi hakuna pasipo na takrima... TAKUKURU MPO???? Japan is attempting to break the 24-year moratorium on commercial whaling Insight 80 Comments Recommend? (51) A SUNDAY TIMES investigation has exposed Japan for bribing small nations with cash and prostitutes to gain their support for the mass slaughter of whales. The undercover investigation found officials from six countries were willing to consider selling their votes on the International Whaling Commission (IWC). The revelations come as Japan seeks to break the 24-year moratorium on commercial whaling. An IWC meeting that will decide the fate of thousands of whales, including endangered species, begins this month in Morocco. Japan denies buying the votes of IWC members. However, The Sunday Times filmed officials from pro-whaling governments admitting: Related Links Flights, girls and cash buy Japan whaling votes Ba

TAHADHARI...

Wadau, Kisa cha kweli kimemtokea mwananchi mmoja na haya ndio maelezo yake: Just last weekend on Friday night we parked in a public car park . As we drove away I noticed a sticker on the rear window of the car. When I took it off (after I got home), it was a receipt for petrol. Luckily my friend had told me not to stop, as it could be someone waiting for me to get out of the car. Then we received this email yesterday. WARNING FROM POLICE THIS APPLIES TO BOTH WOMEN AND MEN BEWARE OF PAPER ON THE BACK WINDOW OF YOUR VEHICLE. NEW WAY TO DO CAR-JACKING. (NOT A JOKE). Heads up everyone! Please keep this circulating. You walk across the car park, unlock your car and get inside. You start the engine and put it into Reverse. When you look into the rear-view mirror to back out of your space, you notice a piece of paper stuck to the middle of the rear screen. So you stop, and jump out of your car to remove that paper (or whatever it is), because it is obstructin

JK na Kaka...

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Baada ya mechi kati ya timu ya taifa la Tanzania na Brazil, Rais wetu Mh. Dr. Jakaya M. Kikwete alimpatia mchezaji wa kulipwa wa timu ya taifa la Brazil Kaka zawadi ya kinyago. kama inavyoonyeshwa pichani. Wa kwanza kushoto kabisa ni rais wa TFF Nd. Leodgar Tenga. Katika mechi hiyo, Tanzania tulichapwa bao 5 - 1.

HEY BLA UTINIWEENA!!

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as if the monkey is asking 'hey bro's and sis's a we ready for the event!!!!'

Kaka kaleta vituko!!!!

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Vitu vingine kuvifanya inahitaji ujasiri wa kipekee. Kitendo alichokifanya shabiki huyu cha kuingia uwanjani kwa lengo la kwenda kumkumbatia mchezaji maarufu wa Brazili Kaka, kilikuwa ni cha kipekee, japo hakuwa na nia mbaya, lakini alihitaji ujasiri. Kamera yetu ilinasa tukio zima hatua kwa hatua...jamaa aliingia uwanjani huku akiita KAKA, KAKA, akiwa mikono juu kuashiria kuwa hana silaha yoyote, ...na hii ni hatua kwa hatua ya tukio zima.... ..kafanikiwa kumfikia kaka na kumkumbatia ..bila hiyana kaka naye akampokea na kisha kum pet mgongoni... ...na kisha kuondoka naye hatua chache huku amemkumbatia kishkaji ...kisha anamuaga,,,jamaa anaondoka kwa furaha ...haya kwaheri mshikajii ....kaka kakaa kakaaa

Cancer Update from Johns Hopkins:

1. Every person has cancer cells in the body. These cancer cells do not show up in the standard tests until they have multiplied to a few billion. When doctors tell cancer patients that there are no more cancer cells in their bodies after treatment, it just means the tests are unable to detect the cancer cells because they have not reached the detectable size. 2. Cancer cells occur between 6 to more than 10 times in a person's lifetime. 3 When the person's immune system is strong the cancer cells will be destroyed and prevented from multiplying and forming tumors. 4. When a person has cancer it indicates the person has multiple nutritional deficiencies. These could be due to genetic, environmental, food and lifestyle factors. 5. To overcome the multiple nutritional deficiencies, changing diet and including supplements will strengthen the immune system. 6. Chemotherapy involves poisoning the rapidly-growing cancer cells and also destroys rapidly-growing healthy cells in the