KICHWANGUMU

" In   my life   I have   learned that the   nature   of   courage   is not   absence   of   fear , but   a victory  against   fear.   The hero   is   one who   saw fear , but   has courage to   overcome   fear. "   by Nelson 'Madiba' Mandela, former president of a free South Africa. He was born in Transkei, South Africa on 18th July 1918. He is a son of Chief Henry Mandela.

hata ufanyeje,  nyuki hapigwi busu!

China and Japan plan direct currency exchange agreement China has been pushing for the yuan to become an alternate reserve currency along with the US dollar for a while.  China and Japan have unveiled plans to promote direct exchange of their currencies in a bid to cut costs for companies and boost bilateral trade. The deal will allow firms to convert the Chinese and Japanese currencies directly into each other. Currently businesses in both countries need to buy US dollars before converting them into the desired currency, adding extra costs.  It is the latest step by China as it seeks a more global role for the yuan. "Given the huge size of the trade volume between Asia's two biggest economies, this agreement is much more significant than any other pacts China has signed with other nations," Ren Xianfang of IHS Global Insight was quoted as saying by the Bloomberg news agency. China is Japan's biggest trading partner. According to the   Japan Externa...

Kwa niaba ya KICHWANGUMU na BONGOTAMBARARE BLOGS, Nawatakieni nyote a Merry X-Mas 2011 and a Prosperous Happy New Year 2012.

  Bonge la fuvu la kuffi!

You also sleep with HIS or HER past... watch out during this festive season...

  We partner in Business automation, Systems integration, Managing Change and Projects, and ICT Consultancy.   this is state of the art reception... waiting to serve you.  the board room... where all critical decisions are made...   one of the staff busy at work...   others are busy with customers on site... a well planned modern office, with ip phones.  the operations director, Mr. Anthony Munguti... explaining something. that's the entrance door with modern door lock gadgets.

Silaha P ESA, kisu mzigo tu! na Robert Awali Kishimba - Mbeya.

1. It is dangerous to take it if you do not engage in physical exercise afterwards, since its energizing function accelerates the heart rate and can cause a sudden attack.   2. You run the risk of undergoing a cerebral  haemorrhage , because RED BULL contains components that dilute the blood so that the heart utilizes less energy to pump the blood, and thus be able to deliver physical force with less effort being exerted.   3. It is prohibited to mix RED BULL with alcohol, because the mixture turns the drink into a " Deadly Bomb " that attacks the liver directly, causing the affected area never to regenerate  any-more .   4. One of the main components of RED BULL is the B12 vitamin, used in medicine to recover patients who are in a coma; from here the hypertension and the state of excitement which is experienced after taking it, as if you were in a drunken state.   5. The regular consumption of RED BULL triggers off symptoms in the form ...

Him: "What would you like to have ...Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo , or Coffee?" Me: "tea please" Him: " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?" ...  Me: " Ceylon tea" Him: "How would you like it ? Black or white?" Me: "white" Him: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?" Me: "With milk " Him: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk" Me: "With cow milk please. Him: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?" Me: " Um, I'll take it black. " Him: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?" Me: "With sugar" Him: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?" Me: "Cane sugar " Him: " White , brown or yellow sugar ?" Me: "Forget about tea, just give me a glass of water instead.!" Him: "Mineral water or still water ? " Me: "Mineral...

 BEWARE of fake water bottles   Be careful! At the airport or close to any custom service check points, never accept or help somebody to hold his/her bottle of water or other objects, even for elderly person or pregnant women... you could be arrested for cocaine or illegal drugs possession... ( In Singapore, China, etc. that is Death Penalty!! )  If someone asked your help just tell him/her to put them on the floor or other places as police desk, etc...  ( cocaine dealers are very smart nowadays ) . 

Na mwandishi wetu, JamiiForum When I was told this story in 2009 when I was studying in Germany by fellow classmate from Uganda thought it was wrong and jokes. Now I believe the story and I think it’s high time to share with you my fellow Tanzanians to know the truth on the hypocrisy and conspiracy going on EAC  The story is, among of the proposal to solve the problem of land in Kenya which is still hot up to now was to outsource some Kenyans in other parts of East African states, in this issue Tanzania was the first target. This was also shared by authorities in Uganda who received it as it had no problem. There was competing argument on this as some high profile official was provocative on issues arguing that Kenyans elite will be pushed away to other states deliberately by state policies. They concluded with the following three road map.   1. K enya has to push for East Africa political federation as early as possible by 2016. In this federation land owner...

  Nilibahatika kwenda nyumbani kwa rafiki wa kaka yangu kumwona mtoto wa kaka ambaye alikuwa afikia hapo baada ya kufunga shule akisubiri kurudi kwa wazazi wake Dar. Hii nyumba kwa kweli ni nzuri sana... ukiingia tuu, unakutana na ngozi ya zebra (Pichani juu na chini) upande wa kushoto. Mbele unakutana na kioo ujiangalie vizuri na kulia ndio unaingia "Sitting room" si mchezo...   Mama mwenye nyumba akiwa na kamanda Charles Shumbusho. Bahati mbaya Baba mwenye nyumba hatukumkuta, alikuwa mzigoni akizidi kuzichanga... Nyumba NZURIII!   Garden kidogo kwa nje na parking kwa mbaaalii...   Ka-corridor kuelekea nyuma ya nyumba... kausafiri kakitokea huko nyuma...   Majadiliano ya wageni na ku-admire nyumba yakiendelea... wenyeji kama bi Mkunde akiendelea kutoa maelekezo...   Kwa nje... na garden kubwa zaidi yenye bembea na vikorombwezo kibao vya wakubwa na watoto...   Gate la kutokea nje... kushoto, kulia kote garden... Aaah! u...

Mteja : Unauza kiasi gani mitego kumi ya panya? Muuzaji: Unataka kwenda nayo? Mteja : Unafikiri panya watakuja kuichukua    hapa?

A man tells his doctor his wife hasn’t wanted sex for months, and the doctor suggests a consultation with her. so the wife comes into surgery and tells the doctor: ‘Every morning, i take a cab to work. I never have any cash on me, and the driver always ask: ‘So, are you going to pay today, or what?’ And i take the ‘Or what’ option. ‘That means I’m late getting to work, where the boss asks me: ‘So, are we going to make a note of your poor time-keeping, or what?’ And I take the ‘or what’. ‘So by the time i get home, I’m tired out and i don’t want any more sex.’The doctor pauses then asks: ‘So, are we going to tell your husband, or what?’

Kutokana na mvua kubwa iliyonyesha usiku kucha huko Mwanza, matokeo yake ni kutengeneza kaziwa kadogo pale uwanja wa ndege wa kimataifa wa Mwanza kama inavyoonekana pichani. Hii ni leo asubuhi hii...

  Be careful when your boss writes a letter about you… Was this a clever boss or what? LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION : Sipho Mtabela 1     Sipho Mtabela, my assistant programmer, can always be found 2      hard at work in his cubicle. Sipho works independently, without 3      wasting company time talking to colleagues. Sipho never 4      thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always 5      finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended 6      measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee 7      breaks. Sipho is an  individual who has absolutely no 8      vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound 9      knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Sipho can be 10    classed as a high-calibre employee, the type that cannot be...

“Everybody over there should know that the telephone number (of the White House) is 1-202-456-1414,” Baker testified. “When you’re serious about peace, call us.” This statement came out in June 1990 from the former-Secretary of State of the USA Mr. James Baker when talking to Congress about the Senior Bush administration readiness to walk away from the peace process between Israel and Palestine because of Israel’s settlement activity in Jerusalem.

There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a golf club. After a round, showering and getting changed for the 19th hole. Suddenly a mobile phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues: NOTE: (H - Husband, W - Wife) H - "Hello?" W - "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" H - "Yes." W -"Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful leather coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?" H -"What's the price?" W - "Only $1,000." H - "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much..." W -"Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2005 models. I saw one I really liked. It's a SLK model. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price. and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year... H - "What price did he quo...