Inventions and Innovations...
I went to the Patent office to register some of my inventions. I went to the main desk to sign in and the lady at the desk had a form that had to be filled out. She wrote down my personal info and then asked me what I had invented. I said, "a folding bottle". She said, "Okay, what do you call it?" "A Fottle." "What else do you have." "I have also invented a folding carton." Again she said, "what do you call it?" "A Farton." She sniggered and said, "Those are silly names for products and one of them sounds kind of crude." I was so upset by her comment that I grabbed the form and left the office without even telling her about my folding bucket.