KICHWANGUMU

Life in the present world is indeed a rat race. Many who have qualifications from reputed universities too do not know where they are going in life. ************ ********* ** A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village. An American tourist complimented the Mexican fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took him to catch them. "Not very long," answered the Mexican. "But then, why didn't you stay out longer and catch more?" asked the American. The Mexican explained that his small catch was sufficient to meet his needs and those of his family. The American asked, "But what do you do with the rest of your time?" "I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, and take a siesta with my wife. In the evenings, I go into the village to see my friends, play the guitar, and sing a few songs... I have a full life." The American interrupted, "I have an MBA from Harvard, and I can help you! ...

A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland . She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: "Excuse me Father, could I ask a favor?" "Of course my child, What can I do for you?" "Here is the problem, I bought myself a new sophisticated hair remover gadget for which I paid an enormous sum of money. I have really gone over the declaration limits and I am worried that they will confiscate it at customs. Do you think you could hide it under your cassock?" "Of course I could, my child, but you must realize that I cannot lie." "You have such an honest face Father, I am sure they will not ask you any questions", and she gave him the 'hair remover'. The aircraft arrived at its destination. When the priest presented himself to customs he was asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare? "From the top of my head to my sash, I have nothing to declare, my son", he replied. Finding th...

India has become a dumping ground for banned drugs ; also the business for production of banned drugs is booming. Please make sure that you buy drugs prescribed by a doctor only (Also, ask him to tell you which company manufactures it, this would help to ensure that you get what is prescribed at the Drug Store). It would help if you buy that from a reputed drug store. Not many people know about these banned drugs and end up consuming them unknowingly causing a lot of damage to themselves. DANGEROUS DRUGS HAVE BEEN GLOBALLY DISCARDED BUT ARE AVAILABLE IN INDIA FROM WHERE WE NOW IMPORT MOST OF OUR DRUGS, BECAUSE THEY ARE INEXPENSIVE!!! Here is the score: The most common ones are D cold, Action 500 & Nimulid. But also there are these ones: ANALGIN: This is a pain-killer. Reason for ban: Bone marrow depression. Brand name: Novalgin ___________________________________________________________ CISAPRIDE: Acidity, constipation. Reason ...

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: is the reason you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying 'Dawg ... we screwed up... but that was fun!' FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry REAL FRIENDS: cry with you FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!' FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile REAL FRIENDS: Are for life FAKE FRIENDS: will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you. REAL FRIE...