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Marriage Therapist
Na mwandishi wetu, DSM A husband and wife came for counseling after 20 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 20 years they had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage. Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?" The husband thought for a moment and replied, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays,...
Raha jipe mwenyewe...
Na David 'Bob' Mosha DSM. KATIKA MAISHA KILA MTU ANA VIPAUMBELE VYAKE... SUALA LA KURIDHIKA HUTEGEMEA UNA KIPAUMBELE GANI... HIVYO BASI, KAMA UNAPENDA GARI ZURI NA UWEZO KIDOG0, NUNUA GARI ZURI NA MOYO URIDHIKE... UNAPOISHI SIO TATIZO, TATIZO NI KURIDHIKA! KAMA UNAPENDA 'SATELITE TELEVISION' NUNUA, FUNGA KWENYE NYUMBA HIYO HIYO UNAYOISHI! KURIDHIKA NDIO TUNACHOHITAJI ZAIDI.
First rule of leadership: everything is your fault.
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't me an they don't love you with all they have.. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love... I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt r...
