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Two Christians were lost in the Sahara desert . One is David, the other is Michael . They were dying of hunger and thirst when they suddenly came upon an oasis, with what looked like an emirate of a mosque in the middle . David said to Michael : "Look, let's pretend we are Muslims, otherwise we'll not get any food or drink. I am going to call myself Mohammed." Michael refused to change his name , he said :" My name is Michael , and I will not pretend to be other than but what I am . ...Michael." The Imam of the mosque received both well and asked about their names . David said : "My name is Mohammed ." Michael said : "My name is Michael. " The Imam turned to the helpers of the mosque and said : " Please bring some food and water for Michael only ." Then he turned to the other and said : " Well Mohammed, Ramzan Mubarak!!!!

Kwa jina ni Afande Basilio Matei , Kamanda wa Polisi mkoa wa Arusha. penye ukweli lazima pawekwe wazi, hivi karibuni nilikuwa arusha na katika pitapita zangu mitaani, huyo kamanda alipita na gari lake. kina mama niliokuwa nao pale mitaa ya sanawari wakaanza na zao; " jamani baba huyu ana roho nzuri, mchapakazi, ana utu, mpole na mnyenyekevu utadhani siyo polisi ..." mwingine akamalizia; " tena handsome " kisha wakamalizia kwa kicheko maarufu cha heheheeeee... uuuuuuwih ! nami nikajikuta natabasamu. Hongera kamanda Matei. mie simo. nawasilisha. Habari na Picha kutoka JamiiForum.

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