KICHWANGUMU

A kid gave his teacher a blank piece of paper. Teacher: What is this? Kid       : It's a drawing of a cow eating grass. Teacher: (looked at the paper) Where's the grass? Kid       : The cow ate all of it. ... Teacher: (looked at the paper again)Then, where's the cow? Kid       : It left because there was no more grass.

wamependeza... Mungu bariki waendelee kupatana vivyo hivyo.

Hakuna kuwaumiza mifuko walipa-kodi. Toa kero yako, maoni, ushauri nk. Bure. Wasiliana na Mbunge wako popote ulipo na popote alipo, BURE! usiulize nani analipia huduma hii, nia ni kuwa karibu na wananchi vyovyote itakavyokua.

GRANDPA TO GRAND KID: Go hide, your teacher is here because you bunked school today! GRAND KID: YOU go hide... I told her  YOU PASSED AWAY!!!

An Indian goes to Australia and goes to Woolworths ( grocery store in Australia). He finds cat food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of cat food and goes to check out. The Manager gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy cannot have a cat and will probably feed cat food to his kids. He asks the Indian to show him his cat before he could let him have cat food. The Indian goes home and returns with a cat and gets to buy the cat food. Next week the Indian finds dog food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of dog food and goes to check out. The Manager again gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy has a cat but he cannot have a dog and he will probably feed dog food to his kids. He asks the Indian to bring and show him the dog before he can let him have dog food. The Indian goes home and returns with a dog. He gets to buy the dog food. Next week the Indian comes to Woolworths with a bag. He asks the manager to put his hand in the bag. The Manager pu...