KICHWANGUMU

By Ikunda F. DSM Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that's where you get shitty ideas from……. So please Just release it……..!

Ama Kweli, ukistaajabu ya Mussa...

...Idiots...

"Ukiwa na tumbo la kuhara, usijaribu kujamba..." na Charles Hillary, Miller Bar, Shekilango road, DSM

A Husband and his wife agreed that anytime they want to have sex, they will call it a 'PHONE CALL' so that the kids will not decode. One day, the husband sent his son to tell his mother that he wants to make a phone call.  Mother replies: Tell your father that the Network is bad today. Husband: Tell your mother that if there is no Network at home, I will go to the "Public Phone". Wife sent back, tell your father that if he dares goes to a Public Phone, then I will open a " Call Center "at home !! ==================================================== Two things in life that are difficult to achieve:-  1. To plant your idea in someones head 2. To plant someones money in your own pocket - He who succeeds in the former - we call teacher; - He who succeeds with the latter - we call boss. - The one who succeeds in both - we call wife; - The one who fails in both - we call husband.

The Story of Koko A. Bassey, MD. As she stood in front of her primary 5 class on the very first day of school, she told the children an untruth. Like most teachers, she looked at her pupils and said that she loved them all the same. However, that was impossible, because there in the front row, slumped in his seat, was a little boy named Koko Bassey.   Mrs. Thompson had watched Koko the year before and noticed that he did not play well with the other children, that his clothes were messy and that he constantly needed a bath. In addition, Koko could be unpleasant. It got to the point where Mrs. Thompson would actually take delight in marking his papers with a broad red pen, making bold X's and then putting a big "F" at the top of his papers.   At the school where Mrs. Thompson taught, she was required to review each child's past records and she put Koko's off until last. However, when she reviewed his file, she was in for a surprise.   Koko...