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A guy is walking down the street and sees Little Johnny smoking a cigarette. He says, "Kid, you're too young to smoke."   Johnny looks up But doesn't say anything. The man asks, "Son, how old are you?" Little Johnny says, "Six." Stunned, the man says, "Six!? When did you start smoking?" Johnny replies, "Right after the first time I had sex." "Right after the first time you had sex? When was that?" Little Johnny answers, "I don't remember. I was drunk."

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favour?" "Of course. What may I do for you?" "Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday. The dryer is unopened and well over the Customs limits; and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?" "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie." "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you." When they reached the Customs area, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked: "Father, do you have anything to declare?" "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare." The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?" "I have a marvellous...

Na Chiku Haidari, DSM.    Wakati watu wanagombania kupanda kwenye basi la Mbagala kama kawaida yao, bibi mmoja alipanda bila shida akapata siti. Baada ya muda konda akamuuliza "bibi unalia nini sasa?" Bibi akajibu "ninalia kwa furaha sababu miaka yote 25 niliyoishi Mbagala sijawahi kupata siti" konda akamshangaa kisha akamwambia "Haya bibi pisha siti ya dereva hiyo"

A doctor entered the hospital in hurry after being called in for an urgent surgery. He answered the call asap, changed his clothes & went directly to the surgery block. He found the boy's father pacing in the hall waiting for the doctor. On seeing him, the dad yelled: "Why did U take all this time to come? Don't U know that my son's life is in danger? Don't U have any sense of responsibility?" The doctor smiled & said: "I am sorry, I wasn't in the hospital & I came as fast as I could after receiving the call...... And now, I wish you'd calm down so that I can do my work" "Calm down?! What if your son was in this room right now, would U calm down? If your own son dies now what will U do??" said the father angrily The doctor smiled again & replied: "I will say what Job said in the Holy Bible! "From dust we came & to dust we return, blessed be the name of God". “Doct...

Naitafutia picha hii maneno siyapati. Je, ni mchezo wa kuigiza au UKWELI? Kama ni maigizo, nani alikubali mwanae afanywe hivyo? Kama ni kweli, huyu baba ana akili timamu? TAFAKARI...

Na Chiku Haidari, DSM. Bakhili muuza duka alimuona mwanawe anaangalia sana shampoo kwenye shelf, Basi baba alipofunga duka akamchukua mwanawe kwa kinyozi akaamuru anyolewe kipara.......   Mtoto aliporudi nyumbani akamweleza mamake kisa chote kwamba katizama shampoo kanyolewa nywele kipara: Mama akamwambia mtoto shukuru una bahati, laiti ungetizama dawa ya meno ungen'golewa meno yote.