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One day a man was sitting in his office on the 19th floor of a building. A man came running into his office and shouted, “John, your daughter, Anna, just died in an accident right opposite this building" The gentleman was in panic. Not knowing what to do, he jumped out through his office window. While coming down, when he was near the 14th floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter named Anna. When he was near the 7th floor, he remembered he was not married yet. When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he was not John. But he had to die... only because he panicked, and react unreasonably!

ONE NIGHT 4 UNIVERSITY STUDENTS WERE BOOZING TILL LATE NIGHT AND DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST WHICH WAS SCHEDULED FOR THE NEXT DAY. IN THE MORNING THEY THOUGHT OF A PLAN. THEY MADE THEMSELVES LOOK AS DIRTY AND WEIRD AS THEY COULD WITH GREASE AND DIRT. THEY THEN WENT UP TO THE DEAN AND SAID THAT THEY HAD GONE OUT TO A WEDDING LAST NIGHT AND ON THEIR RETURN THE TYRE OF THEIR CAR BURST AND THEY HAD TO PUSH THE CAR ALL THE WAY BACK AND THAT THEY WERE IN NO CONDITION TO APPEAR FOR THE TEST. THE DEAN WAS A JUST PERSON SO HE SAID THAT YOU CAN HAVE THE RE-TEST AFTER 3 DAYS. THEY SAID THEY WILL BE READY BY THAT TIME. ON THE THIRD DAY THEY APPEARED BEFORE THE DEAN. THE DEAN SAID THAT THIS WAS A SPECIAL CONDITION THAT ALL FOUR WERE REQUIRED TO SIT IN SEPARATE CLASSROOMS FOR THE TEST. THEY ALL AGREED AS THEY HAD PREPARED WELL IN THE LAST THREE DAYS. THE TEST CONSISTED OF 5 QUESTIONS WITH TOTAL OF 100 MARKS. Q.1. Write down your name----- (2 MARKS) ...

It seems bid for Air Tanzania to survive goes well, i checked on Amadeus ( world leading GDS) and saw the timetable for Air tanzania is loaded and is bookable through E- Ticketing on all Destinations served by them as well as the new ones. Here are the details, 1. Nairobi - Daily B737 2. Dubai - 4 weekly Airbus A320 3. Kinshasa - 4 weekly B737 4. Kigali - 4 weekly B737 5. Bujumbura - 4 weekly B737 ( combined with Kigali) 6. Tabora - 4 weekly Dash 8 7. Kigoma - 4 weekly Dash 8 ( combined with Tabora) and increased of frequency to current destionatins 1. Jo'burg - Daily Airbus A320 and 4 weekly B737 via ZNZ 2.Entebbe - 6 weekly B737 3. Comoro - 3 weekly Nonstop B737 4. Mtwara - Daily Dash 8 5. Mwanza - Double daily B737 and 3 weekly Dash 8 6. Kilimanjaro - Double Daily B737 and Daily Dash 8 and 3 weekly Dash 8 7. Zanzibar - Daily B737 Daily Dash 8 Zaznibar - Joburg - 4 weekly B737 nonstop Habari k...

There was a little boy visiting his grandparents on their farm. He was given a slingshot to play with. He practiced in the woods but he could never hit his targets. Getting a little discouraged, he headed back for dinner. As he was walking back he saw his Grandma's pet duck. Just on impulse, he let the slingshot fly. He hit the duck square in the head and killed it. He was shocked and grieved. In a panic he hid the dead duck in a wood pile only to see his sister watching. Sally had seen it all but she said nothing. After lunch that day Grandma said 'Sally let's wash the dishes,' but Sally said 'Grandma, Johnny told me he wanted to help in the kitchen.' Then she whispered to him 'remember the duck.' So, Johnny did the dishes. Later that day, Grandpa asked if the children wanted to go fishing. Grandma said 'I'm sorry, but I need Sally to help make supper.' But Sally just smiled and said 'well, that's all right because Johnny ...

Opportunities The Government of the United Republic of Tanzania and the Tanzania Petroleum Development Corporation (TPDC) are pleased to invite the international petroleum industry and other specialised investors to participate in the exploration of hydrocarbons in Tanzania. Companies may wish to negotiate a Production Sharing Agreement (PSA) for a number of available blocks in the sedimentary basins both onshore and offshore . Currently, open acreage include the Rufiji basin, inland rift basins of L. Ruk wa, L. Tanganyika, L. Nyasa, and the Ruhuhu Karoo Basin. ...

Kama kawa... nawakilisha, kithungu noma kupandaz: A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. "House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa." "Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz." A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?" Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation. The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computadora"), because: 1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic; 2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else; 3. Even the smallest mistakes a...

Just watch your tongue and be very careful What a religious boyfriend . A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Hello, could you give me condom. I'm going to my girlfriends for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!" The pharmacist gives him the condom and as the young man is going out; he returns and says, "Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think I might strike it lucky there too." The pharmacist gives him a second condom and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says, "Go on, give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mum is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes eyes, and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting me to make a move! During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left, the sister on his right and the mum facing him. When the d...

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Masela wangu wakiwa miami beach - florida

Ni Kweli?

Jamani, kwa mliofika huko korea mtuambie... hizo "park" zao ziko hivi kweli?

Wadau, Leo ni siku ya kuzaliwa kwa ndugu yetu na rafiki wa karibu binti wa Haidari aitwaye Chiku. Napenda kuchukua nafasi hii kumtakia mafanikio na maisha marefu hapa duniani. Mwenyezi Mungu amjalie apate walau mapacha wanne. Happy Birthday to you Chiku Haidari

Mtanzania asilia, mpenda ukweli na MZALENDO!