Furahi day joke!
A farmer orders an expensive milking machine. He
decides to test it on himself first, so he inserts his
manhood into the equipment and turns on the switch.
Soon he realizes that the equipment provides him with
more pleasure than his wife does. But when the fun is
over, he realizes that he cannot remove the instrument
from his tool, anxiously he reads the manual, but does
not find any useful information.
He tries every button on the instrument, without
success. finally the farmer decides to call the
customer hotline. 'Hello, I just bought a milking cow
machine from your company, It works fantastic, but how
do I remove it from the cow's udder?''
' 'Don't worry sir'', replies the customer service
person, ''the machine will release automatically once
it has collected two litres!'
decides to test it on himself first, so he inserts his
manhood into the equipment and turns on the switch.
Soon he realizes that the equipment provides him with
more pleasure than his wife does. But when the fun is
over, he realizes that he cannot remove the instrument
from his tool, anxiously he reads the manual, but does
not find any useful information.
He tries every button on the instrument, without
success. finally the farmer decides to call the
customer hotline. 'Hello, I just bought a milking cow
machine from your company, It works fantastic, but how
do I remove it from the cow's udder?''
' 'Don't worry sir'', replies the customer service
person, ''the machine will release automatically once
it has collected two litres!'
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