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The neck-less baby with its head almost totally sunk into the upper part of the body and with extraordinarily large eyeballs literally popping out of the eye-sockets, was born to Nir Bahadur Karki and Suntali Karki at the Gaurishnkar Hospital in Charikot. The Karki couple is a permanent resident of Dolakha's Bhirkot VDC. The bizarre baby, however, died after half an hour of its birth, Suntali, the mother, informed. It was taken to the hospital after its death. The news about such a baby being brought to the hospital spread like wildfire and there were hundreds gathered at the hospital to have a look. The police had to be deployed to control the crowd. "We wouldn't have been able to save it, even if it had been brought here alive," said a nurse attending to the mother at the hospital, "This is an extremely abnormal case." The "baby" weighed 2kg at birth and was born after the normal nine-month gestation period. Suntali, already a mother of two norma...

Two women go out one Saturday night without their husbands. As they came back, right before dawn, both of them drunk, they felt the urge to pee. They noticed the only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and drunk, they stopped and decided to go there anyway. The first one did not have anything to wipe herself with, so she took off her panties, used them to clean herself and discarded them. The second not finding anything either, thought, "I'm not getting rid of my panties..." so she used the ribbon from a nearby flower wreath to clean herself. The morning after, the two husbands were talking to each other on the phone, and one says to the other, "We have to be on the look- out, it seems that these two were up to no good last night, my wife came home without her panties..." The other one responded, "You're lucky, mine came home with a card stuck to her ass that read "We will never forget you."

Baby-faced Alfie, who is 13 but looks more like eight, became a father when his girlfriend Chantelle Steadman gave birth to 7lb 3oz Maisie Roxanne. He told how he and Chantelle, 15, decided against an abortion after discovering she was pregnant. The shy lad, whose voice has not yet broken, said: “I thought it would be good to have a baby. “I didn’t think about how we would afford it. I don’t really get pocket money. My dad sometimes gives me £10.” Alfie, who is just 4ft tall, added: “When my mum found out, I thought I was going to get in trouble. We wanted to have the baby but were worried how people would react. “I didn’t know what it would be like to be a dad. I will be good, though, and care for it.” Alfie’s dad Dennis told how the lad does not really understand the enormity of his situation — but seemed desperate to be a devoted and responsible father. The Secret: He wanted to be the first to hold Maisie after the hospital birth. He tenderly kisses the baby and gives her a bottle. ...

NA HAWA NDIO WATOTO WAO... UZAO WA KWANZA!

A couple was invited to a masked costume Halloween Party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his Batman costume (mask) and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain, and, as it was still early, decided to go to the party. In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. She put on a Goldilocks costume (mask). So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband enjoying himself on the dance floor, dancing with every nice woman he cuddled and occasionally giving a little kiss here and there. His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive woman herself, his husband left his new partner ...

Jana tarehe 25 february 2009 Mama Maria Nyerere alimtembea Rais Jakaya Mrisho Kikwete Ikulu jijini Dar es salaam.

If you want to start a relationship with a girl, the first thing to do is to check if she's really interested in you. The problem is that body language is not always a safe way to find this out. There are some girls who can imitate the body language of an interested girl, but they are not interested in you. They will only play with your heart and/or use you!!! PLEASE... take a note! These are some techniques to detect these types of "users" and that help to protect you from being used: 1. First check out if she will give you her phone number, and if this is her true number! If she won't give you her number or it is a false one, forget her! 2. Check out if she will go on a date with you. If she is "too busy" all the time or something like that and it is impossible to get a date with her, then she is not interested. 3. If she is asking you to buy her a drink the first time you flirt with her, then alarms should go off in you head. Don't allow her to use yo...

Barack na Michelle Obama... Wanatisha!

Ageing Aunt Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out his old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart, since it was badly broken in the first place. Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to enquire as to just exactly where the heart would be on a woman. The doctor said, 'Your heart would be just below your left breast'. Later that night........ Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.

EVERYONE WANT TO PUT DOWN THE AFRICAN AMERICAN GIRL LIKE SHES MOST CORRUPTED IN ALL THE WORLD SHE GOT ATTITUDE AND A HIGH SEX DRIVE BUT WHAT SHE REALLY WANTS IS JUST TO FEEL ALIVE SHE COOKS, SHE CLEANS, SHES NO DIFFERENT FROM THE AFRICAN WOMAN YOU COME TO LOVE SO WHY HATE HER WHEN SHE IS JUST TRYING TO SURVIVE AND KICK HER DOWN FURTHER AND DESTROY HER PRIDE YOU SEE SHE HAS TAKEN ON THE MAN ROLE CUS HE NO LONGER HOME HE LIKES TO DRINK AND SMOKE AND THE STREETS HE ROAM SHE IS FORCED TO BE THE PROVIDER OF THE FAMILY CUS IF SHE DONT, WHERE WILL THEY BE? IF YOU LOOK INTO THEIR EYES YOU WILL SEE THEIR PAIN FROM GENERATION TO GENERATION THEY STRIVE AGAIN TO MAKE LIFE JUST A LITTLE BIT BETTER FOR THE NEXT ONE SO WHEN YOU SEE THEM DONT TAKE A LOOK AND RUN EMBRACE THEM AND COME TO KNOW WHO THEY REALLY ARE THEY ARE JUST WOMEN TRYING TO BECOME ALL THEY CAN SO EMBRACE AND LOVE US AND WE WILL MAKE YOU PROUD MEN. by ROBIN L

Abuja It's official - a Nigerian scientist, Dr. Louis Obyo Obyo Nelson, has finally found a cure for the dreaded diabetes disease which afflicts over 123 million sufferers all over the world. The Minister of State for Health, Dr Aliyu Idi Hong, yesterday described as "epoch and historical" the production of Antidiabetic Phytopharmaceutical by Nelson in collaboration with the Nigerian Pharmaceutical Research and Development. Diabetes is a potentially life-threatening condition in mammals brought about by an inability of the mammals to produce insulin. Insulin, a polypeptide hormone produced in the pancreas of the mammal, controls the amounts of glucose present in the blood by stimulating the uptake of glucose by the muscle and adipose tissue. THISDAY had exclusively reported on May 23, 2003 that Nelson had been granted a United States patent entitled "Medicament for the Treatment of Diabetes", a feat that raised hopes for millions of sufferers of the disease worl...

Soo la moto wa tenka la mafuta kenya hivi karibuni.

A man and his wife quarreled and had a fight. After the fight, the wife went into the bedroom. A few minutes later, the husband also trooped into the bedroom and only to find the wife busy packing her 'katundu' in the suitcase. He asked “You are packing! Where are you going??”. She answered “ To my mother!” The man paused for a while and also got his big brown pure leather suitcase and started packing his clothes. The wife angrily stared at him and said “You are packing! Where are you going?” He replied “ Oh ya! I am going to my mother!” The wife “ To your mother! And what about the children! Who is going to look after them?” The man “ You are going to your mother! Fine. I am also going to my mother. The children also should go to their mother” The woman failed to continue her packing. She looked steadily at the husband and was left without any other option but just to shed tears of joy. She then hugged the man and said, “ You are very intelligent. No wonder I married you;...

Round like a shot Going to bed the other night, I noticed people in my shed stealing things. I phoned the police but was told no one was in the area to help. They said they would send someone over as soon as possible. I hung up. A minute later i rang again.’ Hello,' I said, 'I called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed. You don’t have to worry now because i have shot them.’ Within minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area, plus helicopters and an armed response unit. They caught the burglars red-handed. One of the officers said 'I thought you said you'd shot them.’ To which I replied 'I thought you said there was no one available'.

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One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year, he didn't buy her a gift. When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!" And that's how the fight started... ************************************************************************ My wife walked into the den & asked, "What's on the TV?" I replied "Dust". And that's how the fight started... ************************************************************************ A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with What she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The Husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.' And that's how the fight started..... ***************************************************************...