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Morris Schwartz is on his deathbed...

Morris Schwartz is on his deathbed, knows the end is near, is with his nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons. "So", he says to them: "Bernie, I want you to take the Beverly Hills houses." "Sybil, take the apartments over in Los Angeles Plaza." "Louie, I want you to take the offices over in City Center." "Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings downtown." The nurse is just blown away by all this, and as Morris slips away, she says , "Mrs. Schwartz, your husband must have been such a hard working man to have accumulated all this property". Sarah replies, "Property? ……….. He has a   newspaper delivery round.

RATIBA YA MSIBA WA JOVIN SHUMBUSHO

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Hayati Jovin Shumbusho 1963 - 2013 (pichani)  SIKU MUDA TUKIO MAHALI WAHUSIKA 08/11/2013 Saa 4:00 asubuhi Mwili kuchukuliwa toka Hospitali Hospitali ya Taifa Muhimbili Kamati husika 08/11/2013 Saa 5:00 asubuhi Mwili kuwasili nyumbani kwa Jovin Makongo Mwisho Kamati + waombolezaji wote 08/11/2013 Saa 5:30 asubuhi Sala fupi Makongo Mwisho Wanajumuiya + waombolezaji wote 08/11/2013 Saa 6:00 mchana Chakula cha mchana Makongo Mwisho Waombolezaji wote 08/11/2013 Saa 7:00 mchana Msafara wa kuelekea Kanisani Waombolezaji wote 08/11/2013 Saa 8:00 mchana Ibada ya Misa Takatifu Parokia ya Mtakatifu Petro - Oysterbay Waombolezaji wote 08/11/2013 Saa 10:30 alasiri Msafara kurejea nyumbani Waombolezaji wote 08/11/2013 Saa 12:00 magharibi Mkesha wa ...

R. I. P. Jovin Shumbusho

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Jovin Shumbusho enzi za uhai wake. Ndugu Jovin Shumbusho (pichani), aliyekuwa Principal Tax Investigations Oficer wa Mamlaka ya Mapato Tanzania (TRA), Idara ya Upelelezi wa Kodi, Amefariki dunia jana jioni katika hospitali ya Taifa Muhimbili kitengo cha "ICU".  Jovin Shumbusho alisumbuliwa na uvimbe kwenye ubongo, uliopelekea aende nchini India kwa matibabu na kufanyiwa upasuaji. Alirudi Tanzania na kuendelea na dawa pamoja na uangalizi wa madaktari kwa muda wote. Mipango ya mazishi tunasubiri taarifa rasmi kutoka kwa familia yake. Msiba upo nyumbani kwake Makongo Juu, Dar es Salaam. Tulimpenda sana Kaka yetu, Mshauri wetu, Kiongozi wetu, Mume kwa mkewe Eva, Baba kwa wanae Nancy na Jovin Junior, Mtoto kwa baba yake Mzee Shumbusho, lakini Mungu amempenda zaidi. Utukufu Juu kwa Mungu milele amina. Bwana ametoa, Bwana ametwaa, Jina lake Lihimidiwe. Mungu Baba Mwenyezi aiweke roho ya Kaka Jovin Shumbusho mahala pema peponi. Amen. Kwa niaba yangu binafsi na fa...

Honest Nutrition for your Ultimate Body...

Did you know that almost ALL yogurts are flat out bad news for your waistline? "Light" yogurts, for instance, are absolutely terrible for you, and for more reasons that one. First, most "light" yogurts are loaded with artificial sweeteners and/or high fructose corn syrup. High fructose corn syrup (HFCS) is one of the top 3 WORST ingredients you could ever consume.  First, as it's name suggests, it's made of primarily fructose, a sugar that easily spills over to fat storage when consumed in sizable quantities. And artificial sweeteners are...well...artificial.  Do you really want to put chemically altered, man-made ingredients that don't exist in nature into your body?  Us either. Second, HFCS is made from genetically modified corn. Third, HFCS spikes blood sugar and insulin like almost no other food or ingredient. Bad news all around. Bottom line, just because something is low calorie (i.e. "Light") doesn't make it a healthy choice, or even...

Kenya Revenue Authority starts mobile phone query service together with online payments of taxes.

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NAIROBI, Kenya, Oct 14 – The Kenya Revenue Authority (KRA),  the JICA Project and its technology partner Craft Silicon  have launched a new service to enable taxpayers inquire for information using a Short Message Service (SMS) and USSD technology via mobile phones. With this new service, taxpayers and their agents can now request for information from KRA through any mobile network operator (Airtel, Orange, Safaricom and YU) by simply dialling the USSD code *572# to access the menu or sending an SMS request to 22572. KRA Commissioner General John Njiraini says the authority also plans to substantially automate its processes with a target to become fully Information Communication and Technology (ICT) networked with its corporate plan which ends in June 2015. For more details on this story, kindly click here...

Hot Mom Defends Herself Against Facebook Haters...

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A California  fitness   enthusiast and mother of three is defending a controversial photo of herself that has prompted a cavalcade of Facebook critics to accuse her of fat shaming women.  “I wanted to inspire people,” she explains, adding that the “What’s your excuse?” part was simply a borrowed, popular phrase that’s been used in various “fitspiration” campaigns. “I wanted to say, ‘I know you think you don’t have time if you have kids. But if I can do it, you can do it, too.’”  Kang says she works out five to six days a week, about an hour at a time, doing a half-hour of strength training and a half-hour of cardio — running, the stair climber, or a spin or Zumba class. She adds that, while it might seem amazing that she can fit in regular exercise while raising three kids and working, she structures her time in ways that make it all work. She watches no TV, for example, wakes up at 6 a.m., and, while she’s at the park with her children, “I’m working out. I’m ...

Katuni ya wiki...

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Inventions and Innovations...

  I went to the Patent office to register some of my inventions. I went to the main desk to sign in and the lady at the desk had a form that had to be filled out. She wrote down my personal info and then asked me what I had invented. I said, "a folding bottle". She said, "Okay, what do you call it?" "A Fottle." "What else do you have." "I have also invented a folding carton." Again she said, "what do you call it?" "A Farton." She sniggered and said, "Those are silly names for products and one of them sounds kind of crude." I was so upset by her comment that I grabbed the form and left the office without even telling her about my folding bucket.

Harusi ya Wommy na Stella Msuku. Escape 2, Jumamosi 21st Sept 2013

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Maharusi wakijiandaa kukata keki juu na chini   Kabla ya keki zilifunguliwa champagne za kutosha...   Wakijiandaa kugida...   Wageni waalikwa mbali mbali...   Baada ya harusi siku ya jumapili 22nd Sept 2013, kamati kuu ya maandalizi ya harusi ilikutana kutafakari mafanikio na kuagana rasmi. Pichani juu na chini...

R.I.P Alfred "Kipoo" Mosha

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The Late Alfred "Kipoo" S. S. Mosha  3rd March 1944 - 2nd Sept 1994 .   Time flies, days go by… it’s like you were with us yesterday. But the yesterdays have piled up, its now nineteen years (19) since you depart to be with The Lord in his beautiful garden. Though you are gone, through prayers we have great hope. Your legacy will always remain with us in the memories we hold. And in the hope we trust, With God’s Grace we continue to overcome the Myriad of events and emotions. You were a teacher, a mentor, a role model… may the Peace of God that passes all understanding be with you and with us. The youngest child you left in standard three, today he has graduated and working as a banker. Dearly missed by your wife Julie, Children Inno, David (Bob), Albert (Solo), Anna (Roselyn), Doreen and all others in the family and friends. Your family tree has eight grand kids including Alfred "Kipoo" Junior. "May your soul rest in eternal peace, amen." ...

This is how you learn these days?

Great Indian Love...

Ndoa vs. mapenzi...

Fulfill your dreams, the sky is the limit, no matter what...

An excellent piece of art...

Kimomboz vs. Kimatumbiz...

Do you seriously want to die?

Ujio wa Rais Barack Obama ulivyomkera huyu mtani wetu wa jadi...

What a nice dance...

Pope Francis "Greater role for women in the Church, but they could not be priests." he insisted...

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Pope Francis (pictured)  made the comments on his return flight from Brazil Continue reading the main story Pope Francis Vast crowd for Brazil Mass Pope's daily routine Church's road ahead New priorities Pope Francis has said gay people should not be marginalised but integrated into society. Speaking to reporters on a flight back from Brazil, he reaffirmed the Roman Catholic Church's position that homosexual acts were sinful, but homosexual orientation was not. He was responding to questions about whether there was a "gay lobby" in the Vatican. "If a person is gay and seeks God and has good will, who am I to judge them?" He also said he wanted a greater role for women in the Church, but insisted they could not be priests. The Pope arrived back in Rome on Monday after a week-long tour of Brazil - his first trip abroad as pontiff - which climaxed with a huge gathering on Rio de Janeiro's Copacabana beach for a world Cathol...

Thank you for all...

This Sunday message to us all...

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May the Almighty God bless you all.

The miracle cooking oil even healthier than Olive Oil

While Extra Virgin Olive Oil has always been (and will continue to be) a staple, nutritious, go-to oil for healthy cooking, there's a new kid on the block that's getting all the attention as of late, and for good reason. This powerhouse oil is even being touted by "celebrity" fitness gurus like Jillian Michaels and Dr. Oz for its metabolism and weightloss benefits, and even more,   Hollywood   celebrities like Kourtney Kardashian, Gwyneth Paltrow, Jennifer Aniston, and Angelina Jolie are swearing by its hair, skin, and anti-aging properties! Oh me, oh my!  What ever could this miracle oil be? Well, before we get to that, you may be shocked to learn that this oil is 90% SATURATED FAT...and yes, by most standards it's even healthier than extra virgin olive oil. We're talking about Extra Virgin   Coconut Oil. While Extra Virgin Coconut Oil has a higher smoke point than Olive Oil (meaning it can withstand...

1994 Suzuki Escudo - JIWE...

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A very smart daughter...

Amazing! she is very intelligent...

Kris Kross' Chris Kelly died from overdose, autopsy says

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Chris Kelly (pictured right), half of the 1990s rap duo Kris Kross, died of a drug overdose that included heroin and cocaine, his autopsy report said Wednesday.   Kelly, 34, died at an Atlanta hospital after he was  found unresponsive  at his home on May 1, police said.  The Fulton County medical examiner concluded that Kelly's death was an accident caused by the combined toxic effects of heroin, cocaine, ethanol and hydrocodone, and alprazolam, said the medical examiner's spokeswoman, Karleshia Bentley.  After paramedics took him to the hospital, a woman who identified herself as Kelly's friend told an investigator that Kelly had taken a mixture of heroin and cocaine the night before, and that she had brought Kelly home "to recover from his drug use," according to a police report. CLICK HERE FOR MORE STORY...

Muda umewadia... time's up!

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cheka unenepe na kuongeza siku za kuishi...

Barack Obama, karibu TZ

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...advice...

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Karibu Tanzania Mheshimiwa Rais wa Marekani, Bw. Barack Obama

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