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Morris Schwartz is on his deathbed, knows the end is near, is with his nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons. "So", he says to them: "Bernie, I want you to take the Beverly Hills houses." "Sybil, take the apartments over in Los Angeles Plaza." "Louie, I want you to take the offices over in City Center." "Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings downtown." The nurse is just blown away by all this, and as Morris slips away, she says , "Mrs. Schwartz, your husband must have been such a hard working man to have accumulated all this property". Sarah replies, "Property? ……….. He has a   newspaper delivery round.

Hayati Jovin Shumbusho 1963 - 2013 (pichani)  SIKU MUDA TUKIO MAHALI WAHUSIKA 08/11/2013 Saa 4:00 asubuhi Mwili kuchukuliwa toka Hospitali Hospitali ya Taifa Muhimbili Kamati husika 08/11/2013 Saa 5:00 asubuhi Mwili kuwasili nyumbani kwa Jovin Makongo Mwisho Kamati + waombolezaji wote 08/11/2013 Saa 5:30 asubuhi Sala fupi Makongo Mwisho Wanajumuiya + waombolezaji wote 08/11/2013 Saa 6:00 mchana Chakula cha mchana Makongo Mwisho Waombolezaji wote 08/11/2013 Saa 7:00 mchana Msafara wa kuelekea Kanisani Waombolezaji wote 08/11/2013 Saa 8:00 mchana Ibada ya Misa Takatifu Parokia ya Mtakatifu Petro - Oysterbay Waombolezaji wote 08/11/2013 Saa 10:30 alasiri Msafara kurejea nyumbani Waombolezaji wote 08/11/2013 Saa 12:00 magharibi Mkesha wa ...

Jovin Shumbusho enzi za uhai wake. Ndugu Jovin Shumbusho (pichani), aliyekuwa Principal Tax Investigations Oficer wa Mamlaka ya Mapato Tanzania (TRA), Idara ya Upelelezi wa Kodi, Amefariki dunia jana jioni katika hospitali ya Taifa Muhimbili kitengo cha "ICU".  Jovin Shumbusho alisumbuliwa na uvimbe kwenye ubongo, uliopelekea aende nchini India kwa matibabu na kufanyiwa upasuaji. Alirudi Tanzania na kuendelea na dawa pamoja na uangalizi wa madaktari kwa muda wote. Mipango ya mazishi tunasubiri taarifa rasmi kutoka kwa familia yake. Msiba upo nyumbani kwake Makongo Juu, Dar es Salaam. Tulimpenda sana Kaka yetu, Mshauri wetu, Kiongozi wetu, Mume kwa mkewe Eva, Baba kwa wanae Nancy na Jovin Junior, Mtoto kwa baba yake Mzee Shumbusho, lakini Mungu amempenda zaidi. Utukufu Juu kwa Mungu milele amina. Bwana ametoa, Bwana ametwaa, Jina lake Lihimidiwe. Mungu Baba Mwenyezi aiweke roho ya Kaka Jovin Shumbusho mahala pema peponi. Amen. Kwa niaba yangu binafsi na fa...

Did you know that almost ALL yogurts are flat out bad news for your waistline? "Light" yogurts, for instance, are absolutely terrible for you, and for more reasons that one. First, most "light" yogurts are loaded with artificial sweeteners and/or high fructose corn syrup. High fructose corn syrup (HFCS) is one of the top 3 WORST ingredients you could ever consume.  First, as it's name suggests, it's made of primarily fructose, a sugar that easily spills over to fat storage when consumed in sizable quantities. And artificial sweeteners are...well...artificial.  Do you really want to put chemically altered, man-made ingredients that don't exist in nature into your body?  Us either. Second, HFCS is made from genetically modified corn. Third, HFCS spikes blood sugar and insulin like almost no other food or ingredient. Bad news all around. Bottom line, just because something is low calorie (i.e. "Light") doesn't make it a healthy choice, or even...

NAIROBI, Kenya, Oct 14 – The Kenya Revenue Authority (KRA),  the JICA Project and its technology partner Craft Silicon  have launched a new service to enable taxpayers inquire for information using a Short Message Service (SMS) and USSD technology via mobile phones. With this new service, taxpayers and their agents can now request for information from KRA through any mobile network operator (Airtel, Orange, Safaricom and YU) by simply dialling the USSD code *572# to access the menu or sending an SMS request to 22572. KRA Commissioner General John Njiraini says the authority also plans to substantially automate its processes with a target to become fully Information Communication and Technology (ICT) networked with its corporate plan which ends in June 2015. For more details on this story, kindly click here...

A California  fitness   enthusiast and mother of three is defending a controversial photo of herself that has prompted a cavalcade of Facebook critics to accuse her of fat shaming women.  “I wanted to inspire people,” she explains, adding that the “What’s your excuse?” part was simply a borrowed, popular phrase that’s been used in various “fitspiration” campaigns. “I wanted to say, ‘I know you think you don’t have time if you have kids. But if I can do it, you can do it, too.’”  Kang says she works out five to six days a week, about an hour at a time, doing a half-hour of strength training and a half-hour of cardio — running, the stair climber, or a spin or Zumba class. She adds that, while it might seem amazing that she can fit in regular exercise while raising three kids and working, she structures her time in ways that make it all work. She watches no TV, for example, wakes up at 6 a.m., and, while she’s at the park with her children, “I’m working out. I’m ...