10 Great Rules That Will Help You not to be rich
1. Never wake up early: Keep stretching and turning in bed until you get too hungry
to continue dozing. If there are no bedbugs, why hurry toget up?
2. Never plan how to spend your money: Whenever you get money,start spending it
right away and when it is finished, try to count and recall how you spent it.
3. Don’t think of saving until you have real big money: How can you save when you
earn so little? Those telling you to save are not sympathetic to your burning needs.
4. Don’t engage in activities usually reserved for the “uneducated”: How can
you, a graduate, engage in petty trade or home- based production?That is for people
who never went to school.
5. Don’t think of starting a business until an angel comes from heaven and gives
you capital: How do they expect you to invest before you get millions of shillings?
Even though more than half the businesses in your town were started with a few
hundred shillings, you as a smart person can only start with millions.
6. Complain about everything except your own attitude: Blame the system, the
government and the banks that refuse to lend you money. They are all bad and do not
want you to get rich.
7. Spend more than you earn: To achieve this, buy consumer products in credit and
keep borrowing from friends and employer.
8. Compete in dressing: Make sure you wear the latest clothes among all the workers
in your office. Whenever your neighbour buys a new phone,get one that is more
expensive.
9. Get yourself a nice second- hand car that costs more than three times your gross
monthly pay: That will surely keep you in debt long enough to hinder the
implementation of any bad plans that could make you accumulate capital.
10. Give your children everything they ask for since you are such a loving parent:
They should not struggle for anything because you do not want them to suffer. That
way, they will grow up lazy and hence poor enoughto ensure they can not help you in
your old age.
If you diligently implement these 10 great rules, you will not fail to invite
poverty in great measures to your homestead. That way, all important leaders, from
East or West, will spend a lot of hours thinking about you, planning how to uplift
your daily expenses above one dollar. Isn’t it nice to be the subject of concern
of all those leaders and scholars?
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