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Baada ya kuzaa jumla ya watoto 10 katika kipindi cha miaka 12, Rachael Savory hatimaye alivaa shela na kufunga ndoa na bwana Jay Wong huku watoto wao 10 wakiwa ndio wapambe baada ya harusi yao kuahirishwa mara kwa mara kwa miaka kadhaa. GONGA HAPA kwa habari kamili.

THIS WAS ESTABLISHED BY MRS MARGARETHA DE PURENEZ, WHO DIED AT THE AGE OF 104, AND SHE SPENT 82 YEARS IN MARRIAGE, AND SHE SAID THIS. “I know that young ladies will never agree with me, but whoever will implement this, shall be the happiest of all and shall make a nice home; unless otherwise.” ITEMS: 1. The husband is always right 2. The husband is always the master of the family even if he doesn’t work 3. The wife must ask for permission from the husband before going in bed as well as before turning the back to him on the bed 4. If the husband beats the wife and then comes a visitor, the wife should smile as if nothing happened 5. The husband is still the master and has full control on all the operations even in bed 6. Even if the wife is right, Article number 1 takes over 7. The husband never lies, but he enlightens 8. When the husband is shouting, the wife keeps kneeling down without saying anything 9. The wife should wait for the husband before making any decision 11. The husband n...

Na Mwandishi wetu, DSM. In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament.. Sir, she said ' You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall.' He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW , WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist. He pushed WW. warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this. Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside. When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more th...

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Nimekuwa nafikiria mambo mbali mbali yaliyotokea nchini haswa yanayohusu usalama wa mtandao , mwaka huu kumeripotiwa na magazeti kadhaa kukamatwa kwa watu waliokuwa wanaiba kwa njia ya mtandao katika benki ya BACLAYS ingawa Waandishi wale walikuwa hawajabobea katika masuala waliyokuwa wana ripoti kama hili na Kibaya zaidi jumuiya za mambo ya ICT Tanzania hata hawakukutana kuongelea changamoto hii hata kufanya mdahalo wa wazi kwa faida za umma . Likaja suala la wizi wa kutumia ATM kwa bahati mbaya wakati ule niliwahi mimi mwenyewe binafsi nikatoa taarifa Fulani hivi pamoja na hili kuna watu Fulani Fulani nililazimika kukaa nao vikao kuongelea suala hili kwa mapana zaidi ukiacha wale wa vyombo vya habari , nalo hili wadau wa secta ya benki hawakutoa taarifa za ziada kwa wananchi sijui sasa tuwaeleweje . Kabla ya matukio haya mawili kuna wakati Fulani kuanzia mwaka jana kuna genge la watu waliokuwa wanaiba account za wateja mbali mbali wa TTCL na kampuni zingine zilizokuwa zinatoa huduma ...

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents knowif any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved. The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually. The mother sent the 8 year old in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon. The preacher, a huge man with a deep booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Do you know where God is, son?" The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open. So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?! Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE is GOD?!...

We all do agree that women rights are a stumbling block in development especially for Africa! Courts haven’t been good enough to protecting the rights either. The case below demonstrates how women can do protect their properties without the use of coercive apparatus. This is an extract from a paper on women’s rights to land in Uganda. Beyond these more obvious challenges to customary practices are the daily individual acts of resistance that often elude notice. In one dramatic incident of this kind, a recently widowed woman, Noerena Mubiru, of Mubende, was confronted by her husband's relatives one Sunday morning before she left for church. They had come to grab her properties, a customary practice in some patrimonial Ugandan societies. The 10 relatives presented the widow with a list of things they intended to take back to their village. In desperation, the widow stripped naked and walked into the living room where the relatives had assembled. She stood in front of them, pointing ...

This American guy started the day early having set his alarm clock MADE IN JAPAN) for 6am. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) Was shaving with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG) He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE), and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA) After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he could spend today. After settinghis watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA), he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) filled it with GAS (from Saudi Arabia) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB. At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer (Made In Malaysia), John decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL), poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE) and turned on his TV MADE IN INDONESIA), and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in AMERICA. AND NOW H...

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During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, Asked her students the following question: 'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?' Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.' The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite.’ What about you Sherman, how would you say it?' Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.' 'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.’ And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners? Johnny said .....'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.' The teacher fainted!!!

China's prostitutes are better-trusted than its politicians and scientists, according to an online survey published by Insight China magazine. The survey found that 7.9% of respondents considered sex workers to be trustworthy, placing them third behind farmers and religious workers. "A list like this is at the same time surprising and embarrassing," said an editorial in the state-run China Daily. Politicians were far down the list, closer to scientists and teachers. Insight China polled 3,376 Chinese citizens in June and July this year. "The sex workers' unexpected prominence on this list of honour... is indeed unusual," said the China Daily editorial. "At least [the scientists and officials] have not slid into the least credible category which consists of real estate developers, secretaries, agents, entertainers and directors," the editorial said. Soldiers came in fourth place. Story from BBC NEWS: http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/1/h...ic/8183502...

An unhappy graduate in New York is suing the university where she studied because she has been unable to find a job since finishing her degree. Trina Thompson claimed Monroe College in the Bronx had failed to support her after she completed a BBA in Information Technology. She filed a legal action last week, after four months of fruitless job hunting, the New York post reported. The 27-year-old is demanding to be repaid her $70,000 (£41,700) tuition fees. Ms Thompson said the university's careers service had not provided her with the contacts and advice it promised before she began studying. A spokesman for the university rejected the claim. Monroe College PR director Gary Axelbank said the lawsuit was completely without merit because the college does assist its graduates in finding Source: http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20090803/...s-3fd0ae9.html

Waswahili husema 'mambo huenda yakibadilika', na usemi mwingine ni 'mambo mazuri hayataki haraka' na mingine mingi tuu. semi hizi zimethihirika hivi karibuni ndani ya 'white house' anapoishi raisi wa marekani yote. kwa mara ya kwanza katika historia wamealikwa wanafamilia ya Bob Marley, yaani Rita Marley na mwane Ziggy. (Pichani juu), haya ni mabadiliko mazuri sana... KICHWANGUMU.