Tajiri kanunua Mbuzi...

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Tajiri kanunua mbuzi!
Akamwambia mpishi!
Nyama nusu ipike pilau na nyingine itie kwenye friza!
Kichwa fanya supu na miguu fanya mchuzi chukuchuku!
Ngozi usitupe tutafanya mswala, utumbo pika na ndizi!
Na mifupa tutawauzia wenye mbwa!
 
Mpishi akamuliza:
“Hutaki na sauti ya mbuzi tufanye ring tone kwenye simu yako?”

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