KICHWANGUMU

Dickson Mjarifu, mtoto wa miaka minane tu,  mwanafunzi wa darasa la kwanza katika Shule ya Msingi Dukamba, amepewa adhabu ya kuning’inizwa mtini miguu juu kichwa chini angali amefungwa miguu na mikono yake. Mtoto huyo mkazi wa kijiji na kata ya Kharumwa wilayani Geita alipewa adhabu hiyo kwa karibu wiki moja na mama yake wa kufikia, Dafroza Masilu (25) kwa kushirikiana na baba yake mzazi, Hezron Mjarifu (35) na kuonywa kuwa angethubutu kusema lolote kuhusu adhabu hiyo, basi angeuawa. Akisimulia kisa hicho mwanzoni mwa wiki hii katika mahojiano maalumu na gazeti la Serikali la HabariLeo, mwalimu wa darasa analosoma mwanafunzi huyo, Agnes Boniphace, alidai kuwa Alhamisi iliyopita muda wa Asubuhi, wanafunzi wenzie Dickson walitoa taarifa shuleni kuhusu mateso aliyokuwa akipata mwenzao. Kwa mujibu wa Mwalimu Agnes, ambaye sasa anaishi na Dickson, wanafunzi hao walipokuwa wakipita njiani karibu na nyumba anayoishi mtoto huyo, Dickson aliwaita kuwaomba msaada. ...

Statesman think of the next generation while a politician think of the next election!

A Dutch schoolgirl has been put into foster care after giving birth on a school trip.… A 12-year-old Dutch schoolgirl who gave birth during a school trip has been placed into foster care. The unnamed girl from Groningen was out with classmates last Tuesday when she felt violent stomach pains. An alarmed teacher called an ambulance and when emergency services arrived they realised she was about to give birth. Neither the girl nor her family realised she was pregnant, and she showed no signs of carrying a baby. She has refused to name the father. Dutch social services told news agency ANP the girl “may be in an unsafe environment” at home and have asked police to begin a formal investigation.  They said: “It is not clear if the adults in this story have played a role. That is why we have asked the police to look into the adults.” Dutch paper the Telegraaf reports that the girl's father has a conviction for abusing an older sister.  The schoolgirl, alon...

A man is sitting in the pub with his wife and he says, “I love you.” She asks, “Is that you or the beer talking?” He replies, “It's me talking to the beer.”

Huyu jamaa ninampenda sana... Nawasikitikia sana wananchi wa Libya kwa uzembe wa kufikiri na kukosa uzalendo thabiti. Tatizo la Libya kutokana na mawazo binafsi ya mwanamapinduzi mwingine Mh. Yoweri Kaguta Museveni ambayo mimi binafsi nimeyakubali ni "Ukosefu wa uchaguzi rasmi (sio huru) wa viongozi wa kiserikali" na hili lilipaswa kushughulikiwa kwa kufuata taratibu na kuweka "Rais" rasmi wa libya na yeye akabakia kuwa "Revolutionary Leader" of the world. Keep it up Commander, no surrender till the last drop! better die a martyr than surrendering and become a hypocrite. KICHWANGUMU.

This is very important for the Couples to know!! On the other   hand it is something special for the pretending, married busy Ladies. Enjoy it....     THE MAID STORY!  The maid wanted an increase in salary as a result of  Gvt notification to the house-lords in Bongo.....  The Madam was very upset about this and asked:  "Now Maria, why do you want an increase?"  Maria: Well Madam, there are three reasons why  I want an increase.  Thefirst is that I iron clothes better than you.  Madam: "Who said you iron better than me?"  Maria: "The Master said so."  Madam: "Oh."  Maria: "The second reason is that I am a  better cook than you."  Madam: "Nonsense, who said you were a  better cook than me?"  Maria: "The Master did."  Madam: "Oh."  Maria : "My third reason is that I am a better   lover in BED than you."  Madam (very upset now): "Did the Master ...

A Mother was reading a magazine and her cute little daughter every now and then distracted her. To keep her busy, she tore one page on which was printed the map of the world. She tore it into pieces and asked her to go to her room and put them together to make the map again.   She was sure her daughter would take a lot more time and probably whole of day to get it done. But the little one came back within minutes with perfect map.   When he asked how she could do it so quickly, she said, "Oh Mom, there is a man's face on the other side of the paper. I made the face perfect to get the map right." she ran outside to play leaving the mother surprised.�   Moral :   Perhaps there is always the other side to whatever you experience in this world. This story indirectly teaches a lesson. That is, whenever we come across a challenge or a puzzling situation, look at the other side...and will be surprised to see an easy way to tackle the problem or an acute diffi...

MSIBA KWA WAPENDA BURUDANI NA WATANZANIA WOTE KWA UJUMLA.. WASANII 13 WA 5 STAR TAARAB WAMEFARIKI DUNIA KATIKA AJALI YA GARI ILIYOTOKEA USIKU WA KUAMKIA LEO KATIKA KIJIJI CHA DOMA , MIKUMI MKOANI MOROGORO...( MCHUMU MCHUMU TENA MWAAAAAAAAAA NAYE AMEKUFA( ISSA KIJOTI) MAJERUHI WA AJALI HIYO AKIWEMO YULE MAMA ALIYEIMBA KINYAGO CHA MPAPUREEEEEEE NYAMAZA NIKUSTIRI WANAENDELEA VIZURI , HUKU MMOJA AKIWA NA HALI MBAYA LAKINI HAJA TAMBULIKA NI NANI . TUTAENDELEA KUWAPATIA HABARI KADRI TUNAVYOZIPOKEA... KWA NIABA YA BLOGU HII NA WADAU WAKE, TUNATOA POLE KWA WOTE WALIOFIWA NA KUMWOMBA MWENYEZI MUNGU AZIWEKE MAHALA PEMA PEPONI ROHO ZA MAREHEMU WOTE, AMINA.

" Experience tells you what to do; confidence allows you to do it. " -  By Stan Smith

  Walking into the factory, the MD noticed a guy leaning against the wall,  doing nothing. He calmly said to the young man, "How much do you earn?"    "I earn R2000.00 a month, Sir. WHY?"    Without answering, MD took out his wallet, and gave him R6000.00 cash  saying, "Around here I pay people for working not standing and doing nothing!!! Here is 3 months salary, now get out and don't come back" and the young man disappeared.    Noticing onlookers, the MD said "that applies to everybody in this company" He approached one of the onlookers and asked him "who's the guy I just fired?"    The guy replied "HE WAS THE PIZZA DELIVERY MAN SIR"      Ooh!............................................ HAVE A LOVELY DAY

PRINCESS DIANA When you rearrange the letters: END IS A CAR SPIN MONICA LEWINSKY When you rearrange the letters: NICE SILKY WOMAN DORMITORY : When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM THE EYES : When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE ELECTION RESULTS : When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters : IM A DOT IN PLACE ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER     They forgot about GAUTENG when you rearrange the letters you get: GET A GUN AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE: CASTER SEMENYA When you rearrange the letters: YES A SECRET MAN

Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene: What in the hell is that? Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Arlene: Where did you get it? Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy. The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age) but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers. 'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.' The pharmacist fainted.

Ziona Chana lives with all of them in a 100-room mansion His wives take it in turns to share his bed It takes 30 whole chickens just to make dinner He is head of the world's biggest family - and says he is 'blessed'  to have his 39 wives. Ziona Chana also has 94 children, 14-daughters-in-law and 33 grandchildren. They live in a 100-room, four storey house set amidst the hills of Baktwang village in the Indian state of Mizoram, where the wives sleep in giant communal dormitories. The full monty: The Ziona family in its entirety with all 181 members You treat this place like a hotel: With 100 rooms the Ziona mansion is the biggest concrete structure in the hilly village of Baktawng Mr Chana told the Kichwangumu News: 'Today I feel like God's special child. He's given me so many people to look after. 'I consider myself a lucky man to be the husband of 39 women and head of the world's largest family.' The family is organised with almost ...

Carlos Slim: Richest in the world for the second year running Forbes magazine has revealed the wealthiest people in the world and Mexico's Carlos Slim, the telecoms magnate, tops the list for the second consecutive year. His fortune grew by more than a third to $20.5bn (£12.65bn) to $74bn, beating Microsoft founder Bill Gates ($56bn) and investment guru Warren Buffett ($50bn) who are second and third respectively. And in good news for all those struggling in the face of austerity - the rich have got even richer. There is a record 1,210 billionaires according to Forbes, adding 200 more to the list from last year. The US has the most amount of billionaires, with 413. Asia, for the first time in a decade, has more billionaires on the list than Europe, with 332 against 300. China has 115 billionaires and Russia has 101 – Moscow is now home to more billionaires than any other city in the world. Moscow has 79 billionaires and Russia has the most in Europe. Germany has th...

This year we're going to experience four unusual dates. 1/1/11, 1/11/11, 11/1/11, 11/11/11 and that's not all... Take the last two digits of the year in which you were born - now add the age you will be this year, and the result will be 111 for everyone! Amazing... This is the year of Money! This year, July has 5 Fridays 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays.   Also, this year, October will have 5 Saturdays, 5 Sundays and 5 Mondays. This happens only every 823 years. These particular years are known as 'Moneybags'!

Mkazi mmoja wa Wilaya ya Kondoa mkoani Dodoma, Erest Khamis (45), anashikiliwa na Polisi kwa tuhuma za kushiriki kumuua baba yake mzazi wakimtuhumu kuzuia mvua kunyesha mkoani humo. Kamanda wa Polisi Mkoa wa Dodoma, Zellothe Stephen, amesema tukio hilo limetokea jana saa 2 usiku wilayani humo ambapo mtuhumiwa huyo alimshambulia baba yake, Khamis Hussein (70), kwa kumpiga kwa madai kuwa ndiye aliyesababisha mvua isinyeshe katika mkoa huo. Ameongeza kuwa zilikuweko taarifa za muda mrefu kuwa marehemu alikuwa akihusika katika uzuiaji wa mvua ambapo baadhi ya wanakijiji walimfuata mtoto wake huyo na kumuelezea kero hiyo. Kutokana na kitendo hicho, mtoto huyo aliamua kumpiga baba yake. Polisi watamfikisha mahakamani mtuhumiwa baada ya taratibu kukamilika. from: www.wavuti.com

Wadau wapendwa,  Leo ni miaka kadhaa tangu kuanzishwa kwa blogu hii. Wengi wenu hamjui kilichosababisha kuanzishwa kwa blogu hii, yaani "secret behind this blog" kwa ufupi sana ni kwamba, leo ni siku ya kuzaliwa Hayati Baba yangu Mzee Alfred S. S. Mosha alizaliwa tarehe 3 mwezi wa 3 mwaka 1944 na kufariki tarehe 2 mwezi wa 9 mwaka 1994. Wakati huo huo, "Office Mate" wangu mpenzi sana, Da' Chiku Haidari, Leo pia ni siku yake ya kuzaliwa.  Sasa, siku ilipoanzishwa blogu hii, ilikuwa siku kama ya leo miaka kadhaa huko nyuma. Nilifika ofisini kama kawaida, nikijua leo ni B'day ya Mzee wangu na wakati huo huo ni B'day ya Da' Chiku. Nikafikiria kitu cha kuweza kufanya kama "suprise" kwa chiku bila kumwambia na wadau wengine wa ofisi waweze kujua B'day hii ya chiku, kawaida Da' Chiku ni mkimya sana na asiyependa kusumbua watu kwa kuwajulisha mambo yake.  Nikaingia kwenye mtandao nikitaka kutuma 'e-card with a present' kule nikak...

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.  After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I  cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this  week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber  went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you'  card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. Later,  a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill,  the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm  doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the  shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was  a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his  door. Then a Member of Parliament came in for a  haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again  replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm doing community  service this week.' The Member of Parl...

Wrong Number RITE "Hi,honey? This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?" "No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul." After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul." "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now." Brief Pause. "Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway." "Okay Daddy, just a minute." A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did it Daddy." "And what happened honey?" "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!" "Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?" "He jumped out of the b...