It pays to be an idiot! Don't over think everything!

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Na Mponezya, Kibaha.

Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were out riding in
the car when it crashed into a tree.  Before anyone knows it, the three men
found themselves standing before the pearly gates of Heaven, where St. Peter
and the Devil were standing nearby.

"Gentlemen," the Devil started, "Due to the fact that Heaven is now
overcrowded, therefore St Peter has agreed to limit the number of people
entering Heaven. If anyone of you can ask me a question which I don't know
or cannot answer, then you're worthy enough to go to Heaven; if not, then
you'll come with me to Hell."

The philosopher then stepped up, "OK, give me the most comprehensive report
on Socrates' teachings," With a snap of his finger, a stack of paper
appeared next to the Devil.  The philosopher read it and concluded it was
correct. "Then, go to Hell!" With another snap of his finger, the
philosopher disappeared.

The mathematician then asked, "Give me the most complicated formula you can
ever think of!" With a snap of his finger, another stack of paper appeared
next to the Devil. The mathematician read it and reluctantly agreed it was
correct. "Then, go to Hell!" With another snap of his finger, the
mathematician disappeared, too.

The idiot then stepped forward and said, "Bring me a chair!" The Devil
brought forward a chair. "Drill 7 holes on the seat." The Devil did just
that. The idiot then sat on the chair and let out a very loud fart. Standing
up, he asked, "Which hole did my fart come out from?"

The Devil inspected the seat and said, "The third hole from the right."

"Wrong," said the idiot, "it's from my asshole." And the idiot went to
Heaven.

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