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We are about to close the chapters in 2009, and start a new year 2010 in few days to come. You can ask yourself, what have you done in 2009? Some will compliment themselves with different achievements as meet deadlines, meet goals and objectives etc etc. But if you analyze how you achieve these deadlines, goals and objective you will understand where you went wrong and what changes that you need to do for the future. Today I will discuss with you generally about changes that we need to do to our lives, and change the way we use to leave. It is my dream that this change will affect positively your life as a person, as a family, as a society and eventually the whole nation. We should all think of this positively and bring some serious change to ourselves. We need these changes in our life in every stage. In our offices, businesses, families, societies and the nation as a whole. We all know ourselves and how capable we are, what we can do right, what we can do wrong, and what we ...

By OSWALD ALONSO and ALEXANDRA OLSON, Associated Press Writers Oswald Alonso And Alexandra Olson, Associated Press Writers – 53 mins ago CUERNAVACA, Mexico – Two hundred sailors raided an upscale apartment complex and killed a reputed Mexican drug cartel chief in a two-hour gunbattle, one of the biggest victories yet in President Felipe Calderon's drug war. Arturo Beltran Leyva (pictured left), the "boss of bosses," and three members of his cartel were slain in the shootout Wednesday in Cuernavaca, just south of Mexico City, according to a navy statement. A fifth cartel member committed suicide during the shootout. Cartel gunmen hurled grenades that injured three sailors, the navy said. An Associated Press reporter at the scene heard at least 10 explosions. During the gunbattle, sailors went door-to-door to evacuate residents of the apartment complex to the gym, according to a woman who said she was speaking by cellphone to her husband i...

Raisi Barack Obama wa Marekani akiteta na waziri mkuu wa Italia Silvio Berlusconi. hapa ni ndani ya 'oval' office Washington DC. picha hii ni ya siku za nyuma wakati Berlusconi akiwa ziarani Marekani kabla ya tukio la kupigwa hivi karibuni.

Na David 'Bob' Mosha ,  DSM. Daktari anayemtibu Waziri Mkuu wa Italia, Silvio Berlusconi, amesema kuwa waziri huyo kwa sasa hawezi kuruhusiwa mpaka angalau Jumatano. Pia ameeleza kuwa waziri huyo ameweza kula japo kwa shida. Berlusconi, mwenye umri wa miaka 73, alipata jeraha puani, kuvunjwa meno mawili na jeraha mdomoni baada ya kushambuliwa kwa kutumia sanamu moja lenye umbo la Kanisa Kuu la mjini Milan. Bwana Massimo Tartaglia, 42 anashikiliwa kuhusika na tukio hilo. Zifuatazo ni picha za tukio hilo lilivyokuwa: Massimo Tartaglia (mtuhumiwa) akimshambulia waziri huyo. “Bwana mkubwa” alikuwa hivi baada ya kipondo kutoka kwa Massimo. Mtuhumiwa akiwa “mtu kati” kuzuia kushushiwa kichapo na raia wenye hasira. Kigogo huyo wa kitaifa akiweweseka baada ya kukumbana na dhoruba hiyo. Berlusconi akipewa huduma ya kwanza kabla ya kukimbizwa hospitali kwa matibabu zaidi.   Hii ndiyo sanamu aliyogongwa nayo kigogo huyo baada ya kushambuliwa na Massimo. Askari wa...

wadada kuweni makini... x-mas ndio hiyo njiani, mtashinda sana nyumbani kwa mliopo likizo...

researcher Gordon Bell has been moving the data from his brain onto computers -- where he knows it will be safe. Gordon Bell wearing a SenseCam, which automatically reco...

ROME – An attacker hurled a statuette at Italian Premier Silvio Berlusconi (pictured in his car) , striking the leader in the face at the end of a rally Sunday and leaving the stunned 73-year-old media mogul with a broken nose and bloodied mouth. Police said the 42-year-old man accused of attacking Berlusconi as he signed autographs in Milan was immediately taken into custody. The Italian leader was rushed to a hospital where he was being held overnight. The attack occurred at a time when Berlusconi, one of Italy's wealthiest men, is embroiled in a sex scandal, a divorce case with his wife and public protests demanding his resignation. TV showed the stunned leader with blood under his nose, on his mouth and under one eye as he was lifted to his feet by aides after Sunday's attack. He was hustled into the back of a car, but he immediately got out, apparently to show he was not badly injured. But Berlusconi suffe...

By DOUG FERGUSON, AP Golf Writer Doug Ferguson, Ap Golf Writer Tiger Woods is shifting his focus from winning majors to saving his marriage. Two weeks after Woods crashed his SUV into a tree outside his Florida home, setting in motion a swift fall that featured reports of rampant extramarital affairs, golf's biggest star delivered a stunning development of his own. He temporarily is walking away from the game that made him the first $1 billion athlete. "After much soul searching, I have decided to take an indefinite break from professional golf," Woods said Friday evening on his Web site. "I need to focus my attention on being a better husband, father, and person." It will be the second straight year that the No. 1 player was on the sidelines. A year ago, he missed eight months while recovering from reconstructive surgery on his left knee. Th...

Picha hii nzuri sana...

tujikumbushe kidogo... kutoka kushoto aliyetupa mgongo (anayeonekana kwa ubavu) ni Nassoro Siriwa, akifuatiwa na Francis Kassidi, Solly Brown, na Freddy Mkinga. Hapa ilikuwa kwenye harusi ya mdau mwingine Joachim Mella pale Makuti hall Msasani Beach Club. Wadau mpo... ni kipindi kidogo.

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. Al Gore By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. Mike Tyson The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? George Clooney I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Bill Clinton "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." George W. Bush "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." Rudy Giuliani "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." Michael Jordan "I...

Mpare mmoja akiwa katika shughuli zake za kawaida nyumbani kwake, ghafla akaporomoka kutoka ghorofani. Kabla hafika chini akampigia kelele mkewe akisema "MAMA NATUJWA, USIPIKE LEO. NITAKULA HOSPITALI.' DUH!!!!

Fisi akitanua ndani ya maeneo yake ya kujidai kwenye hifadhi ya Ngorongoro crater, unaweza kujionea jinsi ukame ulivyoikumba crater yetu. Ni hali ya hatari sana. Tuzingatie maadili ya utunzaji mazingira na upandaji miti. Picha ya chini anaonekana 'mdudu' Ngiri akitafuta chakula, sasa sijui hapo anakula udongo au ndo kudunduliza majani? Hapa ndio getini, ukitoka hapa kuna urefu kiasi na kuingia crater. kwa watalii tuu tunajitahidi, ila tunahitaji kuongeza badii ili tutambulike zaidi na kuzuia watani wetu kujineemesha kwa vyanzo vyetu.

BONYEZA PICHA IWE KUBWA USOME VIZURI

Wadau waki-ingia ndani ya mgahawa wa ki-mexicani ndani ya Utah... Aina ya vyakula vilivyomo ndani ya mgahawa huo... Binafsi, nilivutiwa sana na chakula hiki. Najua wabongo wengi wangekipenda, kwa kweli ni kitamu sana.

Hapa wanatangaza 'menu' ya siku. inaitwa 'coconut strimp tacos' na nyuma ni mdada akiwa bize kuandaa maakuli. wahudumu wa sehemu ya malipo... Kichwangumu nikiwa na baadhi ya wadau kutoka bongo katika 'vacation' hiyo.

An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rome went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said: "Father, during World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighborhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hide her from the Nazis. So I hid her in my attic." The priest replied: "That was a wonderful thing you did, and you have no need to confess that." "There is more to tell, Father... She started to repay me with sexual favors. This happened several times a week, and sometimes twice on Sundays." The priest said, "That was a very long time ago! and by doing what you did, you placed the two of you in great danger. but two people under those circumstances can easily succumb to the weakness of the flesh. However, if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven." "Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. I do however have one more ...

By David 'Bob' Mosha DSM A hater is someone who is jealous and envious and spends all their time trying to make you look small so they can look tall. They are very negative people to say the least. Nothing is ever good enough! When you make your mark, you will always attract some haters... That's why you have to be careful with whom you share your blessings and your dreams, because some folk can't handle seeing you blessed... It's dangerous to be like somebody else... If God wanted you to be like somebody else, He would have given you what He gave them! Right? You never know what people have gone through to get what they have... The problem I have with haters is that they see my glory, but they don't know my story... If the grass looks greener on the other side of the fence, you can rest assured that the water bill is higher there too! We've all got some haters among us! Some people envy you because you can: a) Have a relationship with God b) Light...

Kwa hapa bongo mpaka vikosi vyote hivyo vifike, na viwe na vifaa kamili... sijui... naona giza tuu...

Dubai kuna mambo... ukiwa nazo sana ni shida... wengine hata mikokoteni hawana, lakini wengine wanatengeneza magari kwa 'BRONZE'... DUH!

A man plant trees in his area at the village Individuals who will plant trees in their respective areas will be rewarded with cash starting next April. Director of Forestry and Beekeeping in the Ministry of Natural Resources and Tourism Dr Felician Kilahama made the revelation when speaking to journalists in Dar es Salaam yesterday. Dr. Kilahama said the move aimed at motivating people to plant more trees to avert deforestation, as well as addressing poverty levels in the country. According to Kilahama, the payment per one planted tree would be between USD 5 and USD 6. He said the programme would be sponsored by the Norwegian government. For his part, Deputy Minister for Ministry of Tourism and Natural Resources Ezekiel Maige said most regions were seriously affected by deforestation in such a way that the government had to take serious steps to curb the problem. “Almost all the regions have been affected. There is need to mount an awareness campaign on the ravages of deforestation, an...

Ndugu wapendwa, Story ifuatayo ni ya kweli maana imenitokea mimi binafsi jana tarehe 11/11/2009. Najua kwa kiasi fulani itakuwa inaninizalilisha kwa kutokuwa makini lakini naona ni vyema niwashirikishe rafiki zangu ili msije mkatapeliwa kama mimi na wengine wengi wameshatapeliwa kama vile ndugu yake Galeba, laiti Galeba angeweza kutuelezea yaliyomsibu ndugu yake labda na mimi ningeweza kuepuka utapeli huu. Kinchosikitisha matapeli wenyewe ni watu wanaotufahamu vizuri. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ SOMA NA UZINGATIE... ==================================================================================== Mnamo muda wa saa tano asubuhi nikiwa nyumbani (nipo likizo) nikapokea simu nisiyoifahamu kutoka kwa mtu ambaye alijitambulisha ananifahamu, na kwa jinsi alivyonitaja kwa jina na career background details zangu sikuwa na shaka kwamba hanifahamu. Mazungumzo yalikuwa kama ifuatavyo: TAPELI: Mr. Alex Matovu hab...

KWA WALE WAWINDAJI WENZANGU, VIPI UKIKUTANA NA HILI KUFI MAENEO YA KISARAWE. IWE NDO UMEINGIA TUU KWA PORI, KIBALI UNACHO CHA NYATI WAWILI, NDIO KWANZA IJUMAA JIONI JIONI HIVI MIDA YA SAA KUMI, NA WEWE UPO MPAKA JUMAPILI JIONI. WAKATI UNAANDA 'RIFLE' YAKO AINA YA 375 AU 3006, UNALIONA KUFI KAMA HILI LINA-KUKODOLEA MACHO... YAANI MPAKA UDENDA UNANTOKA... DUH!

Mpangala na wengineo mpo? Oooh, foleni... haya sasa, mshindwe wenyewe.

A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door. It's opened by a little twelve year-old boy who has a lit cigar in one hand, a glass of whiskey in the other and a Penthouse magazine tucked under his arm. Salesman: "Hello son. Is your mom or dad home?" Little boy: "What the f*ck do you think?" DUH!!!!

Na mpiga picha wetu kwa Heaven Mosha Masia, Marangu, Moshi. NAWAKUMBUSHA WADAU WOTE WANAOTAKIWA KWENDA KUHESABIWA... MUDA NDIO HUOOOO, UNAKARIBIA. MAANDALIZI YANAPASWA KUWA SAWA KUANZIA MWISHO WA MWEZI HUU. HAPO NDIO TUTAPEANA 'UPDATES' YA KILICHOJIRI TANGU TUACHANE 'LAST YEAR'. KILA LA KHERI MPAKA HAPO BAADAE...

One truck driver was doing his usual delivery to Institute of mental health. He discovered a flat tyre when he was about to go home. He jacked up the truck and took the flat tyre down. When he was about to fix the spare tyre, he accidentally dropped all the bolts into the drain.. As he can't fish the bolts out, he started to panic. One patient happened to walk past and asked the driver what happened. The driver thought to himself, since there's nothing much he can do; he told the patient the whole incident. The patient laughed at him & said "can't even fix such a simple problem.... no wonder you are destined to be a truck driver..." Here's what you can do, take one bolt each from the other 3 tyres and fix it onto this tyre. Then drive to the nearest workshop and replace the missing ones, easy as that" The driver was very impressed and asked "You're so smart but why are you here at the mental institution?" Patient replied: "Hello, I ...

BOFYA NDANI YA PICHA UISOME KWA UKUBWA. NI MUHIMU SANA WADAU...

Here is the Father of all SUV's, the Knight XV, conceptualized and crafted by the engineers in the American Marine Corps. The Knight XV is priced at $310,000 USD. Only 100 will be made available as a limited first run. Each vehicle takes 1,500 hours to build by hand THE FRONT VIEW THE BACK SIDE VIEW THE DASH-BOARD... NI HATARI... INSIDE VIEW OF THE KNIGHT XV