Wapare kwa ubahili...

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Mpare mmoja akiwa katika shughuli zake za kawaida nyumbani kwake, ghafla akaporomoka kutoka ghorofani. Kabla hafika chini akampigia kelele mkewe akisema "MAMA NATUJWA, USIPIKE LEO. NITAKULA HOSPITALI.'

DUH!!!!

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Unajua siku hiyo budget ilikaaa vibaya na sio bahati mbaya kuanguka gorofani it was meant to server cash....
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