Biashara nyingine soo!

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A young Zimbabwean businessman on his first visit to Johannesburg goes to Monte casino to have a cold one as he sits there drinking; a young prostitute comes over to talk to him. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear, she gasps and runs away!

Seeing this, an older, more experienced prostitute
Takes over and tries to entertain the gentleman. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a
Bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear
And she screams, "No!" and quickly walks away.
All the prostitutes are now so surprised that this
Ordinary-looking man has asked for something so
Outrageous that two of their colleagues would not
Accept.

The most experienced lady of the night, Lola, decides she will do whatever it is this man wants. Lola looks a bit tired, but she has never said no and it doesn't seem likely that she would today.

So she goes over to the gentleman. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she
Sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and Lola
Screams, "ARE YOU MAD? NO WAY !" She slaps him as hard as she can and literally runs away!

Everyone is now amazed and absolutely intrigued, having seen nothing like this in all the years Monte Casino has operated. One of the bouncers finally decides he has to find out what extraordinary perversion this young Zimbabwean has performed.

He goes to Lola and asks what it was that this guy
Wanted that was so bad.
Lola answers: "Can you imagine? He wants to pay in Zim Dollars!"

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