Facts about life...
1. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard's name...
2. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
3. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them (human rights thing).
4. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but again, neither does milk.
5. Money cannot buy happiness but its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
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