Reason why i never visit some people!!!

Him: "What would you like to have ...Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo , or Coffee?"

Me: "tea please"

Him: " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"

... Me: " Ceylon tea"

Him: "How would you like it ? Black or white?"

Me: "white"

Him: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"

Me: "With milk "

Him: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"

Me: "With cow milk please.

Him: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"

Me: " Um, I'll take it black. "

Him: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"

Me: "With sugar"

Him: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"

Me: "Cane sugar "

Him: " White , brown or yellow sugar ?"

Me: "Forget about tea, just give me a glass of water instead.!"

Him: "Mineral water or still water ? "

Me: "Mineral water"

Him: "Flavoured or non-flavoured ?"

Me: "Shit! I'll rather die of thirst"