10 Great Rules That Will Help You not to be rich

1. Never wake up early: Keep stretching and turning in bed until you get too hungry

to continue dozing. If there are no bedbugs, why hurry toget up?

2. Never plan how to spend your money: Whenever you get money,start spending it

right away and when it is finished, try to count and recall how you spent it.

3. Don’t think of saving until you have real big money: How can you save when you

earn so little? Those telling you to save are not sympathetic to your burning needs.

4. Don’t engage in activities usually reserved for the “uneducated”: How can

you, a graduate, engage in petty trade or home- based production?That is for people

who never went to school.

5. Don’t think of starting a business until an angel comes from heaven and gives

you capital: How do they expect you to invest before you get millions of shillings?

Even though more than half the businesses in your town were started with a few

hundred shillings, you as a smart person can only start with millions.

6. Complain about everything except your own attitude: Blame the system, the

government and the banks that refuse to lend you money. They are all bad and do not

want you to get rich.

7. Spend more than you earn: To achieve this, buy consumer products in credit and

keep borrowing from friends and employer.

8. Compete in dressing: Make sure you wear the latest clothes among all the workers

in your office. Whenever your neighbour buys a new phone,get one that is more

expensive.

9. Get yourself a nice second- hand car that costs more than three times your gross

monthly pay: That will surely keep you in debt long enough to hinder the

implementation of any bad plans that could make you accumulate capital.

10. Give your children everything they ask for since you are such a loving parent:

They should not struggle for anything because you do not want them to suffer. That

way, they will grow up lazy and hence poor enoughto ensure they can not help you in

your old age.

If you diligently implement these 10 great rules, you will not fail to invite

poverty in great measures to your homestead. That way, all important leaders, from

East or West, will spend a lot of hours thinking about you, planning how to uplift

your daily expenses above one dollar. Isn’t it nice to be the subject of concern

of all those leaders and scholars?