Hints for life...

By Jovin Shumbusho
DSM


· Talking is cheap until you hire a lawyer to do it for you

* Do not run away from rain to hide in a pond of water

· When you give a friend a goat, you have to let go of the leash


· A woman who wants a child doesn't sleep in her clothes


· If you want to smear somebody's face with mud, be prepared to dirty your hands

· It's only a dead man who has everybody on his side

· Only a goat that is tired of life, invites a lion to dinner

· He who never knows where he is going, will never know whether he has arrived

* If you don't scale the mountain, you can't view the plain


· United we are rock, divided we are sand

· It is a foolish fly that is buried with a corpse

· Life is like riding a bicycle, you don't fall off unless you stop pedalling

· It is not by watching a newly-wed wife that she is going to become pregnant

· A dead man does not know the value of his coffin

· If you waited for a roasted piece of liver to cool, it will cool in someone else's mouth

· If you kill time, you will bury opportunities

· A person who sells eggs does not start a fight in the market

· It is unwise to test the depth of water with both legs

· It requires a lot of carefulness to kill a fly that perches on a scrotum

· If you have a poor father, that is destiny; if you have a poor father-in-law, that is your mistake

· Whether the egg crashes on the coconut or the coconut crashes on the egg, it is the egg that suffers.

· If you want to improve your memory, lend someone some money

· Ears that do not listen to advice, accompany the head when it is chopped off