Gopal story...

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Gopal goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. 

The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" 

He replies, "Yes - coffee." 

"Have you ever been in the military service? 

"Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for two years." 

The interviewer says, “That will give you 5 extra points towards employment." 
Then he asks, “Are you disabled in any way?" 

Gopal says, “Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both of my testicles." 

The interviewer grimaces and then says, "O.K. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 A.M. To 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow from 10:00AM every day." 

Gopal is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M., why do you want me to start here from10:00 A.M.?" 

"This is a government job," the inter-viewer says, "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point you coming in for that."

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