Friday Jokes...

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Lady: Is this my train? 

Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company. 

Lady: Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to KIGOMA . 

Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy. 

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A drunkard was brought to court.

Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery.

The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, 'Order, order.'

The drunkard immediately responded, 'Thank you, your honor, I'll have a scotch and
soda.'



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