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Teja alikuwa anajidunga maeneo yake, ghafla akasikia sauti ya ajabu, akauliza: nani wewe? akajibiwa, mimi Israeli mtoa roho. Teja akajibu, "UMENISHTUA KINOMA, NILIJUA POLICE!"

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