CRAP vs OPEN MOUTH
By Jovin Shumbusho
DSM.
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow that decided not to fly
south for the winter.
However, eventually the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly started to
fly south. Ice began to form on his wings and he fell to the ground in a
farmyard, almost frozen.
A cow passed by and crapped on the little sparrow. The sparrow thought it was
the end, but the cow dung actually warmed him and defrosted his wings. Warm and
happy, able to breathe again, he started to sing.
The sound attracted the attention of the farm's cat. The cat cleared away the
manure, found the chirping bird, and promptly ate him.
End of story.
There are three important lessons to take from this little story:
1. One who craps on you is not necessarily your enemy.
2. One who gets you out of the dung is not necessarily your friend.
3. And, if you're warm and happy in a pile of shit, keep your mouth shut!
DSM.
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow that decided not to fly
south for the winter.
However, eventually the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly started to
fly south. Ice began to form on his wings and he fell to the ground in a
farmyard, almost frozen.
A cow passed by and crapped on the little sparrow. The sparrow thought it was
the end, but the cow dung actually warmed him and defrosted his wings. Warm and
happy, able to breathe again, he started to sing.
The sound attracted the attention of the farm's cat. The cat cleared away the
manure, found the chirping bird, and promptly ate him.
End of story.
There are three important lessons to take from this little story:
1. One who craps on you is not necessarily your enemy.
2. One who gets you out of the dung is not necessarily your friend.
3. And, if you're warm and happy in a pile of shit, keep your mouth shut!
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