A Drama from the long weekend...
By Jovin Shumbusho
DSM.
One Friday morning, John woke up hurriedly and prepared for work.
He worked in a busy institution and was expected early at work. His wife
worked a distance from where her husband’s office was.
As a result of doing things in a hurry, John unknowingly, carried
his wife's mobile phone leaving behind his own. After he had gone, his wife Jane
noticed the mix-up but it was too late for her to do anything about
it. She thought for a while and decided to carry her husband's phone in
case he came back for it.
On arriving at his place of work John noticed that he had confused
his wife's phone for his but decided not to go back for it. He sighed
deeply because he knew his wife could access romantic messages sent by his
many mistresses.
His wife too was disgusted because she had several toy boys.
Drama began to unfold when John received an SMS intended for his
wife sent by somebody saved as ‘Peter-Taxi’, which read, "Hi sweetie, ope
yo monin’ is fine, 4 me am okay just mad! My love 4 you kills me. I couldn't stop
dreaming about you even after we met last evening coz you hold the
password to ma heart." John was shocked to see this and thought he
understood why his wife had come home late the previous evening. He decided to stay
numb to see what more would come.
After one hour he received another SMS from somebody saved as ‘Suan-Salon’
which read, Monin darling, ope ur fine, am also fine but not so fine
without seeing you next to me coz you control every part of ma
heart. Niceday sweetie, see you at lunch."
Hunger strike!
The third SMS ticked in from somebody saved as ‘Winnie-Handbags’
which read, "Monin ma beautiful queen, I wish you were a gum, I would chew you every time, you make me feel young like I was born yesterday, you without whom I would go on a hunger strike. Have a bright day ma dear."
John was deeply shocked by these messages but knew that on the
other sidehis wife might be seeing drama too.
Meanwhile, Jane had seen even more than her husband. She had
received three messages from three women that clearly showed they were his
mistresses. The first SMS was from a woman saved as' ‘Ochieng-Car wash” which
read, ''Hi deah how's ur monin? 4 me am okay with ur son here, he says he
loves you so much n you should come n stay with us. gday."
Always penniless...
Jane almost fainted on seeing this because she could not believe
that her husband had a son outside marriage.
Before her anger was over, she received a second SMS from' ‘Omosh-Kinyozi’
which read, ''Monin ma deah, ope ur enjoyin ur day. Mine can't be complete
without you. Everytime I sleep in this house you bought 4 me I dream 2 love
u always. The BM u bought me is perfect on road. Thanks, g’day."
The last message came from ‘Karanja-Electician’ and read, ''Sasa honey? Ope uko poa, mimi niko fiti hapa hm, lakini nikumiss sana . But honey kuna doh tunadaiwa za project 40k, nita come unishow vile tutalipa. Nice day love you big."
Jane had found the answer to why her husband was always penniless!
When evening came John and Jane met at home. They could hardly talk
but only stared at one another with suspicion.
Assume you were called to intervene, sincerely how could you solve that???????
Please comment….
DSM.
One Friday morning, John woke up hurriedly and prepared for work.
He worked in a busy institution and was expected early at work. His wife
worked a distance from where her husband’s office was.
As a result of doing things in a hurry, John unknowingly, carried
his wife's mobile phone leaving behind his own. After he had gone, his wife Jane
noticed the mix-up but it was too late for her to do anything about
it. She thought for a while and decided to carry her husband's phone in
case he came back for it.
On arriving at his place of work John noticed that he had confused
his wife's phone for his but decided not to go back for it. He sighed
deeply because he knew his wife could access romantic messages sent by his
many mistresses.
His wife too was disgusted because she had several toy boys.
Drama began to unfold when John received an SMS intended for his
wife sent by somebody saved as ‘Peter-Taxi’, which read, "Hi sweetie, ope
yo monin’ is fine, 4 me am okay just mad! My love 4 you kills me. I couldn't stop
dreaming about you even after we met last evening coz you hold the
password to ma heart." John was shocked to see this and thought he
understood why his wife had come home late the previous evening. He decided to stay
numb to see what more would come.
After one hour he received another SMS from somebody saved as ‘Suan-Salon’
which read, Monin darling, ope ur fine, am also fine but not so fine
without seeing you next to me coz you control every part of ma
heart. Niceday sweetie, see you at lunch."
Hunger strike!
The third SMS ticked in from somebody saved as ‘Winnie-Handbags’
which read, "Monin ma beautiful queen, I wish you were a gum, I would chew you every time, you make me feel young like I was born yesterday, you without whom I would go on a hunger strike. Have a bright day ma dear."
John was deeply shocked by these messages but knew that on the
other sidehis wife might be seeing drama too.
Meanwhile, Jane had seen even more than her husband. She had
received three messages from three women that clearly showed they were his
mistresses. The first SMS was from a woman saved as' ‘Ochieng-Car wash” which
read, ''Hi deah how's ur monin? 4 me am okay with ur son here, he says he
loves you so much n you should come n stay with us. gday."
Always penniless...
Jane almost fainted on seeing this because she could not believe
that her husband had a son outside marriage.
Before her anger was over, she received a second SMS from' ‘Omosh-Kinyozi’
which read, ''Monin ma deah, ope ur enjoyin ur day. Mine can't be complete
without you. Everytime I sleep in this house you bought 4 me I dream 2 love
u always. The BM u bought me is perfect on road. Thanks, g’day."
The last message came from ‘Karanja-Electician’ and read, ''Sasa honey? Ope uko poa, mimi niko fiti hapa hm, lakini nikumiss sana . But honey kuna doh tunadaiwa za project 40k, nita come unishow vile tutalipa. Nice day love you big."
Jane had found the answer to why her husband was always penniless!
When evening came John and Jane met at home. They could hardly talk
but only stared at one another with suspicion.
Assume you were called to intervene, sincerely how could you solve that???????
Please comment….
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