what do you call this in management-speak?

Be careful when your boss writes a letter about you… Was this a clever boss or what? LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION: Sipho Mtabela 1     Sipho Mtabela, my assistant programmer, can always be found 2      hard at work in his cubicle. Sipho works independently, without 3      wasting company time talking to colleagues. Sipho never 4      thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always 5      finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended 6      measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee 7      breaks. Sipho is an  individual who has absolutely no 8      vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound 9      knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Sipho can be 10    classed as a high-calibre employee, the type that cannot be 11    dispensed with. Consequently, I truly recommend that Sipho  be 12    promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be 13    executed as soon as possible. Addendum The idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote this report.    Kindly re-read only the odd numbered