what do you call this in management-speak?

 Be careful when your boss writes a letter about you…
Was this a clever boss or what?

LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION
: Sipho Mtabela
1     Sipho Mtabela, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2      hard at work in his cubicle. Sipho works independently, without
3      wasting company time talking to colleagues. Sipho never
4      thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
5      finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6      measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7      breaks. Sipho is an  individual who has absolutely no
8      vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9      knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Sipho can be
10    classed as a high-calibre employee, the type that cannot be
11    dispensed with. Consequently, I truly recommend that Sipho  be
12    promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13    executed as soon as possible.

Addendum
The idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote this report.    Kindly
re-read only the odd numbered
 


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